Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 24th, 2015

alqaeda $120M for scanners with a 96% failure rate. Some of those fake ADE-651 bomb detectors might’ve been a better deal.

libertyblitzkrieg.com/2015/12/23/tsa…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Danach werden die Kekse verzohren.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Jetzt müssen die Kekse nur noch verzoren werden.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Snowden Burning an exploit protects infrastructure for the six weeks it takes to develop another. Then what? Look farther. twitter.com/chort0/status/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:46 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@plomlompom Einfach alles einmal durchs Laminiergerät!

via Twitter for Android in reply to plomlompom

slowtiger @plomlompom Post Privacy Presents!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Brüderliche Geschenkidee: Fototetraeder mit Stecksystem, der sich später mit Zusatzmodulen zum Oktaeder und Ikosaeder aufrüsten lässt.

via Twitter for Android

m_rinck Ji-Ming Tang hat seine Übersetzungen fotografiert! pic.twitter.com/wrOA6LTfkQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:09 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Eike_Koenig Surreal Street Art By Mehdi Ghadyanloo ignant.de/2015/12/24/sur… by @ignantmag

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:08 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

sarahemm Woohoo obscure bug in my house finally tracked down. If the forecast.io weather API is down, my house skips waking me up in the morning.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

etangent @jasonbaldridge I thought it was common knowledge that some kind of convergence of KR and ML will ensue. @pommedeterre33

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

There's no such thing as can't. There's just priorities.

via Twitter for Android

manubloggt Ich bin btw die, die gestern im Kaufland "Stups, der kleine Osterhase" summte.Bemerkte es erst durch irritierte Blicke. Hab es durchgezogen.

via Plume for Android (retweeted on 2:12 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn All I want for Christmas is for my partner to describe complicated sheet music to me on the phone. <3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

slowtiger Grafikerhumor. twitter.com/helenvholmes/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:42 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

j_kloiber A pull request for Christmas.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:42 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

andyamholst [die fabrik mit den surrealisten ham se abgerissen /nur die giraffe steht noch] pic.twitter.com/V2p7vYM3KJ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:40 PM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Mögen aller Augen leuchten!

via Twitter for Android

@spinfocl Gibt es für die Performance ein Publikum? Oder bleibt es in der Familie? (Oder beides?)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to spinfocl

astefanowitsch Differenzierte aber klare Worte von @Volker_Beck zum Verhältnis der Deutschen zu Israel. tagesspiegel.de/politik/interv… (Tagesspiegel)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

SZ Ein kleines Busunternehmen findet für sich eine überraschende Lösung gegen Zerstörungen in den Fahrzeugen. sz.de/1.2795941

via SZ Autotweed (retweeted on 11:40 AM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

KarlreMarks ISIS wrote an academic paper explaining how they are not destroying those statutes but creating a much needed conversation about history.

via Twitter for Windows Phone (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Dec 24th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)