The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 4th, 2017

Everything is a file system.

via Twitter Web Client

m_rinck Vollgekokste Folgekosten. Oder Kosenamen für die so erhöhten Vogelkosten. Kosenamen für die Vollgekotzten. Und dann wieder Kosten mahnen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:52 PM, Feb 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@peterbreuer Klingt, als hättest du das schon entschieden.

via Twitter for Android in reply to peterbreuer

matthaig1 This New Yorker cover is beautiful and so very sad. pic.twitter.com/NX33Pw2FCN

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:01 PM, Feb 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

The procedure box model of Prolog execution pic.twitter.com/CR0tLGdmLd

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texttheater "How was your day? Executive summary please."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:45 PM, Feb 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Kleinkindliche Trotzreakion in ihrer bislang vielleicht reinsten Form. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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stefanowitsch I have written a textbook in . Fellow , feel free to comment on the manuscript: goo.gl/mWwNP3

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Feb 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

durst Aß gerade ein Stück Zitronenkuchen, das so saftig war, dass mir die Weltlage ein Mundvoll lang komplett egal war. Das könnt ihr auch!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:52 PM, Feb 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Don’t get the hype. Neither self-mocking ironic patriotism nor Trump-mocking speech particularly original. Oh well. everysecondcounts.eu

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chescaleigh no, we can't always "just agree to disagree" pic.twitter.com/A1cZdAkJCL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Feb 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Bauern mit erlegten Kängurus: In Utah ist Amerika sich vielleicht am nächsten

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