February 1st, 2017

SMBCComics True Love smbc-comics.com/comic/true-love #smbc #hiveworks

9:18 PM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:20 PM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Der Wahlspruch "Wir bringen Pferde zum Kotzen" erwies sich dann im Nachhinein als doch nicht ganz so ideal.

7:37 PM, Jun 18th, 2014 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:18 PM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn (1) Soll ich die Butter in den Kühlschrank?
(2) Kannst du mir mal die Schere?
(3) Bin fast fertig, ich will mir nur noch schnell die Zähne.

3:10 PM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:19 PM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Lasst ihr bei Sätzen mit Modalverb auch immer das satzfinale Vollverb im Infinitiv weg?

3:09 PM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:19 PM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

TorstenBeeck And the USA will pay for it. pic.twitter.com/mYUkHNNU1E

8:44 AM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:01 PM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Weltrekordler Thorpe: Experimentierfeld für Ingenieure

12:51 PM, Feb 1st, 2017 via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 2:01 PM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

verkehrsdaten „Ich heiße Daniela, das ist hebräisch und bedeutet ‚Mein Richter ist Gott‘.“

„Ich bin Elena, das steht für elektronischer Entgeltnachweis.“

7:44 PM, Jan 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:33 PM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

suddiraval Take a minute to look at the brilliance of this street art. it's not immediately obvious but deeply saitisfying whe… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

1:07 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GuyEndoreKaiser Trump shouldn't be allowed to choose a justice in the last year of his presidency.

2:26 AM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Feb 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)