The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 21st, 2017

emckean Would you like to know what the best anagram pair in English is? You're in luck! blog.plover.com/lang/anagram-s… from @mjdominus via @paulschreiber

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:35 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

meltomene I see Python error messages are now Markov generated as well "ValueError: dictionary update sequence element #0 has length 1; 2 is required"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin 🎓

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

PerryFellow Mass hypnosis: billions of people, every day, obey the subliminal command on google.com to "go ogle"

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

DiscordianKitty Aw Trump voters do the meanie words like "racist" hurt your feefees? Grow the fuck up you sensitive fucking snowflakes.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

DiscordianKitty Conservatives want to be allowed to hate others for their skin and sexual orientation but also don't want to be hated for their own choices.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

DiscordianKitty It's time for conservatives to stop being so fucking insensitive and awful to everyone slightly different from them. NOT liberals.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

DiscordianKitty I'm sorry, no. If you voted for Trump despite everything he did, and now you want people to be nice to you, fuck you. You fucking fuck.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

DiscordianKitty Trump literally won on a platform of "PEOPLE ARE TOO SENSITIVE THESE DAYS VOTE FOR ME" and now they want us to give his voters sympathy

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Ich hätte jetzt für diese Woche alles Wichtige erledigt. Kann ich ja krank werden. :/

via Twitter for Android

texttheater Blue Cheese Smoothie \o/ (courtesy of @abnor_malik)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:28 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GalacticTimmy Sowas wie Starbucks, aber mit geschmolzenem Käse.

Einen double venti hot grande Goudaccino bitte und mein Name ist Timmy.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:27 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)