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February 8th, 2017

frachtschaden Ein Leben lang bei der Allianz arbeiten, aber als Kunstwerk.

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yashar CEO of King Center and Daughter of Dr. Martin Luther King and Coretta Scott King @BerniceKing posted this on her F… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Mein Lieblingsprodukt der Rechtschreibreform von 1996 ist die Fassette. Ich muss da immer an Bernhardiner denken.

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han_man1927 Ich mit acht Geld in der Tasche. pic.twitter.com/1LuYcAZ0e5

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tabudag Introducing the TABU Dag committee – we are hard at work to ensure we have a great conference! Visit… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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pjf In celebration of my to-do list being absolutely ridiculous today, I've just spent an hour getting google calendar… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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chasing_ling Any legal linguists know of any important courtroom incidents where presuppositions were objected to? I'd like to mention some real ones!

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mrbenwexler republicans are the true snowflakes (they're all white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools)

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ojahnn "I've been known to make brainos as well as typos" languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=30947

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Wort des Tages: Schnurbart

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