The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 5th, 2017

pfpicardi A few things re: this kinda talk. pic.twitter.com/aUC6huQQGF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:52 PM, Feb 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

NAChristakis Children's range of movement sadly declined in four generations. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4… via @ErikaChristakis &… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:26 PM, Feb 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Smollsassysloth Trying to describe the weather in German: "Es ist kauß baußen und ich trecke es nicht". End your sentence with genau to make it sound legit.

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 8:17 PM, Feb 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

@asayeed Oder wenn etwas auf vielfältige Weise unflätig ist.

via Twitter for Android in reply to asayeed

Wort des Tages: vielflätig

via Twitter Web Client

Die Gehhilfe des Zauberers

via Twitter Web Client

kmac So, all those studies claiming moderate drinking is beneficial DIDN'T CONTROL FOR WEALTH theconversation.com/maybe-moderate…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:02 PM, Feb 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "Wann fangen wir an, uns küchentlich zu betätigen?"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Feb 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GerritKloss Daniel Kehlmann – Mein Leben mit dem Monster zeit.de/2017/04/donald… via @zeitonline

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Feb 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

personaldebatte Sohn (3) fährt hoch, reißt die Augen auf: "DAS IST LÄNDERSACHE?"

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:22 PM, Feb 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater *cracks knuckles* pic.twitter.com/728k3bKCsV

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:29 AM, Feb 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)