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February 12th, 2017

Today I acquired a new catchphrase. It goes like this: "Non, c'est du cocaïne."

via Twitter for Android

SusanDelacourt This is so good. (Not entirely sure who to credit.)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Feb 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)