Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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September 13th, 2018

personaldebatte Am Ende jeder Folge, in der Segway-Polizist John Wegsay Segway-Killer Swayne Segway aufgrund des identischen Tempos der Segways wieder nicht näher gekommen ist, presst John Wegsay entschlossen durch die Zähne: „Ich krieg dich, Segway-Killer.“

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Sep 13th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

MichB1 @Vanityflair3 @Martyns5 @Maloney_EA @BernardKeane My brother looks particularly good in a milk-based drink, after another critique of my feminism.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:46 PM, Sep 13th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

I just backed When Language Was Innocent – a new album by Amy Protscher on @kickstarter kck.st/2L9OjCs

via Twitter Web Client

"Make it look like it has been made to look like an accident."

via Twitter for Android

creachadair There are only three optimizations: Do less. Do it less often. Do it faster.

The largest gains come from 1, but we spend all our time on 3.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Sep 13th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)