The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 14th, 2018

kjhealy Treatment group gets horse. Multiple control groups get variously a) Picture of Horse, b) My Little Pony Toy, c) Copy of "Black Beauty" by Anna Sewell, d) A cat, and lastly e) The knowledge that other girls got a f***ing horse for free. Outcomes were poorest for Group E.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Sep 14th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

microth Accomplishment of the day: a script called remove_whitespacelines.sh, which looks like this: grep -v "^\s" $1 | grep -v "^ " | grep -v "^ " | grep -v "^ " | grep -v "^ " | grep -v "^ "

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:03 PM, Sep 14th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

fvrmvn if someone rebranded “doing the dishes” as “Sink Zero” there would be a lot more guys in Silicon Valley with clean kitchens

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Sep 14th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

HummelFamilie Mein Dialog des heutigen Abends war:

Mutter: "Was machen Sie denn mit den Kindern, wenn es am Wandertag regnet?"
Lehrer: "Wandern!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:15 PM, Sep 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

adimit Werd. German @googlemaps shows the German names for Gdańsk, Poznań, and Szczecin, but not Wrocław (formerly Breslau.) It misspells Wrocław, but not Łódź. pic.twitter.com/x9DS0CR2Vm

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:20 AM, Sep 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)