Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 2nd, 2020

antifarben @texttheater EIL: große Einsparungen bei der TV-Sendung »Herzblatt«.
Das Studio wurde aufs Minimum zusammengekürzt.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Khadijahh____ Bro why I left my phone in the bathroom at a restaurant yesterday and some people returned it to the front desk but left a video in my camera roll 😭 wtf pic.twitter.com/wJF7tUIFcK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

zynaesthesie @texttheater I really hate people who steal a peep at my newspaper

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:00 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Klassische Mechanik unterscheidet sich von der barocken Mechanik dadurch, dass die Maschinen weniger reich verziert sind.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:47 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Wenn, und nur wenn ein gegebenes Deichkind d sei (d>0) und d=am(Mike) in allen möglichen Welten wahr ist, sei eine gegebene voyage v dann, und nur dann sei die Güte b dieser und nur dieser voyage bon=1.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:45 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

MNateShyamalan they made a right-wing version of The Onion and conservatives still have only one joke 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/PXJ8WIIpIv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa @GabrielBerlin Warum heißt es dissonante Streicher und nicht Bogensekunde

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Outside confession booth (great suggestion by someone not on Twitter)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Outside confession booth (great suggestion by someone not on Twitter)

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

🎵 Knowledge-worthy, knowledge-worthy over Obtain 🎶

via Twitter for Android

BuckRivera Entspanne ich mich richtig oder anders gefragt kann man vom Entspannen explodieren

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:24 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

schirmherrin Aus aktuellem Anlass nochmal meine Bewerbung beim Rolling Stone 👄 pic.twitter.com/hS94JWSKiJ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

KidsWriteJokes who calls you up on the telephone

NOBODY!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

kareem_carr Because there's no one thing that always happens, we mostly avoid doing arithmetic with infinity. Doesn't that feel like a bit of a con? They don't have a nice set of rules for it, so they tell you not to do it? That's how it is folks. Math isn't as clean as you think it is. 13/

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker When evaluating PhD applications, I see it as a big plus when a sometime has a couple of years of life and work experience after undergrad. It teaches you project management skills, shows you the opportunity cost of a PhD, and gives you a sense of what matters in the real world. twitter.com/taoleighgoffe/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Johannes42 Deutsche Comedy hat etwas geschafft, was vielen Kunstformen in Deutschland gelungen ist, dass der Hinweis darauf, dass sie schlecht ist, selber zum Klischee geworden ist. Danach dann komplette Freiheit...

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa @Johannes42 THIS! Du hast es mich erkennen lassen, das ist ja das Ziel aller Kulturproduktion in Deutschland: Auf ein Beömmelungsklischeeniveau irgendwo zwischen Fips Asmussen und Münstertatort kommen und dann einfach 40 Jahre lang belächelt Millionen verdienen und NICHTS ÄNDERN

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa @Johannes42 Til Schweiger. Jonathan Meese. Iny Lorentz. Perry Rhodan. Die gesamte Schlagerbranche. Fix&Foxi. Die CSU. Regietheater. Systemtheorie. Es ist einfacher, aufzuzählen, wer *nicht* dabei mitmacht.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

hellojed Habe mal vergeblich versucht, meine Gedanken zu @dieternuhr zu sortieren: hellojed.de/wp/2020/08/kan…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:26 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

eaunina1 PhD guidelines at Leiden puts this very bluntly: "The dissertation need not be one’s life’s work. Any research project is theoretically infinite, but at some point the dissertation simply needs to be finished."

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:17 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

skglas Software is an extremely difficult undertaking. But what I like about it: a correctly built system has a spirit of perfection. Hard to find in real-life. And it also does not age (speaking of Lisp), other than the material world.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:17 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

AnnaDushime he came with the RECEIPTSSSSS lmaaoo twitter.com/kimtodzi/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:03 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden das war die nachricht die ich auch genau in der formulierung jetzt gebraucht hab pic.twitter.com/gET22h2zFF

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:56 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden wisst ihr noch als euer größtes problem war als mal in einem jahr zu viele prominente gestorben sind

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:56 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

geierandrea2017 Guten Morgen! Ihr heutiges Aufsatzthema lautet:
Entwickeln Sie aus der unten stehenden Aussage von Winfried Kretschmann 1 konsistente Position zu geschlechtergerechter, inklusiver und diskriminierungsfreier Sprachverwendung. pic.twitter.com/TVbA1yKtyl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:47 PM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

jessitron I don’t wanna “build software” so much as

build understanding and express it in software.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Aug 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)