Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 19th, 2020

79% done with Herkunft, by Saša Stanišić: "Im Schnitt alle drei Sekunden wird nämlich ei... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

brynguist My vision for the future of the field pic.twitter.com/Qhwb7DAyyc

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender @brynguist Petition to use ©️ as the symbol for "frowned upon but actually perfectly cromulent" (in the same spot as *, %, # et al)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist Already drunk on the power of being a syntax lecturer, I have decided to convince the new generation of syntacticians that "cromulent" is a perfectly cromulent linguistics term, in widespread use in serious publications. Be the change you want to see in the world,

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Shenaniglenns Me [after being fooled twelve times]: I am still unironically not the problem

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Shenaniglenns fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on you. you are not very nice.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Dr. Dove Punk IPA
geil gleich mit Standesbezeichnung dabei twitter.com/grasimar/statu…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

grasimar Wie lautet dein Politikername?

Dein Vorname ist dein Deo.
Dein Nachname ist dein Bier. pic.twitter.com/jOE3fvnEOe

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

"Meine Windows-Installation ist morsch."

via Twitter for Android

wellformedness I think it's an enormous bug that Jupyter and Colab swallow STDERR (unless you use a hack like that `wurlitzer` package).

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:46 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn 1) Because we're allowed to choose, my colleague @BBonhammer and I decided that our upcoming "Intro to Python" class will be taught fully online. We really want to avoid losing students because the class is too hard or too difficult to follow. Here's how we're going to teach:

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:28 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

@wellformedness We all have a platform we hate, not sure about like

via Twitter Web App in reply to wellformedness

CarterBellaimey Whales descended from wolves*

*ancient wolf like things, but you get it twitter.com/SusannaLHarris…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:23 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

GabrielBerlin mein Leben pic.twitter.com/rWGQtqjdoy

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

@frachtschaden @hllizi Wie bei "Du hast dein Passwort geändert" etc.

via Twitter for Android in reply to frachtschaden

derwahremawa Einmal Katze sein und einfach alles, was man noch nicht kennt, probehalber erst mal durch die Mundwinkel ziehen

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:17 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

dalcashdvinsky "Spagat zwischen Wissenschaft und Nonsense", vielen Dank für diese so treffende Beschreibung meines, äh, Lebens. faz.net/aktuell/feuill…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:10 PM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

tesseralis Uh-oh! You have a sore throat! Is it the air quality, a common cold, or did you get COVID for the third time?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:27 AM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ApothekerDer ...es anderswo einfach so toleriert wird!
Twitter und Co. nutze ich auch als Ventil, um mit der stressigen Situation klar zu kommen. Wer also schon von 3 Maskentweets pro Tag genervt ist, soll sich mal bitte fragen, wie sehr mich 300 Maskenereignisse pro Tag nerven. 3/4

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:00 AM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

morgan_murphy At this point, “I can’t vote for Biden” is the left’s version of “I will not wear a mask.” It’s a personal choice that could disproportionately hurt the most marginalized people among us, but at least yer doing your thaaang!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:05 AM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

EmmaSManning Someone (I forget who) posted a while ago about Joe and Jill being homophonous in some dialects and it seemed weird to me at the time but now I keep relying on context to figure out which one people are saying!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:31 AM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

MrJoeMilliano I am a professional pic.twitter.com/jqyWTmb4AT

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:23 AM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

BayesForDays idk if someone telling you to do the thing is helpful but just do the thing you're putting off doing, friends

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:21 AM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Kann das jemand mal eben zeichnen? twitter.com/wiki_irrtum/st…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:20 AM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

bastings_nlp We built 🔥 LIT! Extensible, Interactive Visualizations and Analysis for NLP Models. More info, links and video below! twitter.com/iftenney/statu…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Aug 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)