Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 16th, 2020

kamtheleo So, I wondered why a house with this amount of square footage only had 2 BR and 2 BA, but then I followed directions and scrolled through all the pics and what the f*ck????!!!

my.flexmls.com/traviskempf/se…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:47 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

tesseralis bad news: fire tornadoes are no a thing
good news: we can finally complete the set of "natural forces created by combining two classical elements!"

wind + water = hurricane
water + earth = mudslide
earth + fire = volcano eruption
fire + wind = firenado

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:42 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

tesseralis I feel like public maths education could be vastly improve if we staged live readings of famous proofs as a Yu-Gi-Oh! duel.

"You've activated my lemma!"
"This lets me draw two more theorems into my paper."
"Godel's Incompleteness Theorem! Attack is axiomatization!"

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:22 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

On page 27 of 336 of Handbuch für Zeitreisende, by Kathrin Passig goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

canoX1925 keine panik. die dürfen das gar nicht.
(hs) twitter.com/binwiederdabro…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

honnibal Pretty much, along with the similar POS tagger post!
Both of these were really popular on reddit and HN, which gave me confidence there might be a niche I could fill. Add in some disillusionment with education-as-an-export and support from family, and spaCy was born 👨‍💻 twitter.com/sjmielke/statu…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:43 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

RepJayapal I'm calling on House leadership to immediately reconvene Congress so we can fully investigate and counter this administration's direct attacks on USPS and our elections. There must be public hearings, accountability, and justice. This can't wait—our very democracy is at stake.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:42 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

gdm3000 2 years ago we finally got the rebranding. It would be great for papers.nips.cc to finally redirect to papers.neurips.cc rather than vice versa. Also the page still uses the old abbreviation. Who would be able to change this? @kat_heller @AnimaAnandkumar

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:35 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

JayCogi *stares at the 24 new .zip files in my downloads folder* there's a lot to unpack here

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:50 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Was für ein Müll lol, meine kurzen Hosen waren von März bis August für mich unzugänglich in einer Umzugskiste; ich trag die jetzt bis Dezember. pic.twitter.com/z3ExKWaW6c

via Twitter for Android

goteamjoshphoto Peak Taiwan.

In a convenience store:

“These are ducks. They’re not our ducks. They’re just here for the A/C.” twitter.com/nalalandoz/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:41 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

markus_schlegel hab mir a Marx-Engels-Gesamtausgabe gegönnt pic.twitter.com/P22fqgYTX7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Fact: if it has a frosty top, it's not a donut, it's a torus pie.

via Twitter for Android

*geht in die küche und induziert sich 1 essen*

via Twitter for Android

hllizi Leute, wenn Ihr wollt, daß Eure Meinungen respektiert werden, dann gebt Euch beim Meinen etwas mehr Mühe.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:43 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

episodenfisch Don Alphonso, Lisa Eckhart, Friedrich Merz: Das Problem sind rechte Kunstfiguren.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:40 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Dunkelmagier Making new OCs be like hmmm *spins roulette wheel* what percentage of their head do they have shaved this time

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:03 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wiase "These pushbacks are totally illegal in all their aspects, in international law and in European law,"

twitter.com/News24/status/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:03 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin „Wenn der Hals wehtut, stecken oftmals Halsschmerzen dahinter.“

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:02 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wiase Stand-up Paddling, auch: Komikerzüchtigung.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:02 PM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Oder „Exotische Soße almanischer Art”.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:59 AM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wiase Tach.

Spinne raus getragen und die dreht sich auf dem Fuße um und RENNT zurück Richtung Terrassentür. Gerade noch geschafft, die Tür hinter mir zuzuschlagen.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

tesseralis I think from now on whenever some chucklefucks get into an argument in my mentions that I don't care about, instead of muting, I'm just going to reply with "unsubscribe" or "STOP" just to make everything awkward and uncomfortable and to make the involved parties feel bad.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

688i Brio-Duplo-Adapter laufen hier übrigens gerade serienweise vom Druckbett. pic.twitter.com/usxTQQcq13

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:11 AM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist the #1 vocab item I'm mad that I can't force into my dialect: "cannot be arsed to [do something]." There is no acceptable vowel I can use for arse. /æst/ sounds like 'asked.' /ɑst/ sounds like I'm trying to make fun of BrEng. /ɑɹst/ sounds like I don't understand orthography

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:00 AM, Aug 16th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)