Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 7th, 2020

tesseralis man goes to doctor. says he's depressed. says work is overwhelming. everything is disorganized, swamped with bureaucracy.

"use the app JIRA" says doctor. "It'll help your organization keep track of work."

"but doc," says the man. "I work on JIRA."

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

emnlp2020 Dear authors and reviewers, this is your reminder to NOT tweet about your reviews in much detail. At least one anonymity breach already!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

"Es wird drauf geschissen, was auf den Tisch kommt!"

via Twitter for Android

"Ich glaube, diesen Gewinner eines Red Dot Design Award verstecken wir lieber im Schrank."

via Twitter for Android

chrisamaphone who out there is working on tools for {programming, digital creativity} in the pursuit of *liberatory* technology, as a reframing of concepts like usable/accessible/learnable? (see nature.com/articles/d4158… re: shifting power for an approximation of what i mean by liberatory)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:58 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

"Mach dir mal die Mundwinkel nach oben weisend."

via Twitter for Android

DB_Bahn @texttheater Wenn es um die Fahrgastrechte geht - es genügt, die Auftragsnummer des Online-Tickets auf das Fahrgastrechte-Formular zu schreiben. Dafür ist zwar kein Feld vorgesehen, wird aber auch daneben akzeptiert. /da

via Sprinklr Publishing (retweeted on 7:10 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

KidsWriteJokes Why didn’t the tomato do it’s show?

Because there was no gravity!

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Es wird höchste Zeit, dass man bei der @DB_Bahn Entschädigungsansprüche auch online anmelden kann. Das das Handy-Ticket begleitende PDF zu diesem Zweck erstmalig zu öffnen, *auszudrucken* und als "Originalticket" einer *Postsendung* beizulegen, fühlt sich jedes Mal absurder an.

via Twitter for Android

GabrielBerlin Triff mich wie ich Sigmar polke

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:56 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Thank you for your message. I am out of my mind and will not be responding until August 17

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:49 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

BayesForDays tfw your nlp reviewer says they don't know linguistics

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:56 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

JeremyNeedle @BayesForDays Please keysmash inside your heart.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:56 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

GabrielBerlin [schreckt bei elevator selfie hoch]
In was für einem Aufzug erscheinst du denn hier

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:47 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

@HannavonKaese Danke Hanna alles paletti und die Filmrechte hab ich schon an Tarantino verkauft 😇

via Twitter for Android in reply to HannavonKaese

Category:Song played during the Lego Movie 2 end credits

via Twitter for Android

thai101 As I said in a thread a while back, treating this whole debacle as an excuse to mock Trump isn’t the right take. It’s playing into standardized language as a tool of oppression. The fact he made a reading error and immediately corrected it is a total non-issue twitter.com/thai101/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera It’s only during zombie roller derby that I come alive.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

hypsipyle @jtwolfenden Yes, & when are we going to get rid of the idea that you can “beat” illnesses and difficult situations through “strength”, which is all just gross military language that doesn’t apply to this but then shames people for things out of their control

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:02 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

jtwolfenden I get the need to try and stay positive through all this, but I don't think that UUK are going about this the right way. It puts unnecessary pressure on incoming students and disregards their legitimate anxieties. twitter.com/jim_dickinson/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:02 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Nach vier Monaten Homeoffice weißt du nicht mehr, wo deine Frisur aufhört und dein Haus anfängt. twitter.com/wtfbuildings/s…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:39 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Bleeptrack I'm always really sad when fancy art+tech scholarships require a residency. I totally see that it's awesome to gather amazing people in one place but it also automatically excludes basically everyone with a family or other responsibilities.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat Undoing auch das Geräusch wenn ich mit meinem Vintage-Pogostock zur Erbauung durch die Einkaufsmeilen flaniere twitter.com/denofgeek/stat…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

_noujoum Bürgermail: "Doch das deutsche Volk ist dabei, wie Dornröschen wachgeküsst zu werden - ja, sich selber wachzuküssen [...] Schon ist der Ring der Verknechtung dabei, seine Kraft zu verlieren..."

Einmal so romantische Gefühle haben wie die Verschwörungswichtel.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:16 AM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid Oh hey, turns out you can name files what you want, too pic.twitter.com/WuKNfQDya8

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:11 AM, Aug 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)