Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 1st, 2020

Laufe auch du nächsten Monat NaN Kilometer

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Wer nannte es Objektivrevolver und nicht Linsenteller

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Meaningness 🆕 From inside any technical system, the answer to trouble of any kind is "do more of the same thing we know how to do." Recognizing that the system just can't work in some situations requires stepping outside it. meaningness.com/eggplant/ratio… pic.twitter.com/FcIeviswnh

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:07 PM, Aug 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

BR_Kultur Morgen, pünktlich zu Beginn des islamischen Opferfests, startet der Podcast "Primamuslima" auf @bayern2. Das Ziel: Klischees hinterfragen und abbauen! pic.twitter.com/dgXW91jJ1C

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bibsearch search --bibtex $QUERY >> main.bib # doesthatcount 🤔 twitter.com/Helenreflects/…

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Euphratshausen und Tigris-Wattenheim

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Wenn du zehn Minuten mitten im Wald stehenbleibst, um mehrere alberne Tweets rauszuhauen

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asayeed @texttheater We will legomena all the hapaxes, one by one.

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The most beautiful sentence in the English language (when you're googling a silly pun to check if anyone has come up with it before you) pic.twitter.com/vyiJYVObzH

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I put the Turbo in Naturborsche

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Lizenz zum Traurigsein NICHT ERTEILT 😠

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Wort des Tages: Mottopartei

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AmandaRosenberg once again humiliated by feeling better after drinking water

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_noujoum Mama hat mir ein selbstgemachtes Puzzle geschenkt und bringt in der beiliegenden Karte ihre Hoffnung zum Ausdruck, dass es mich nicht unterfordern möge. 🤩🥰 pic.twitter.com/HoxFqWEooy

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Sandi Metz: duplication is far cheaper than the wrong abstraction. sandimetz.com/blog/2016/1/20…

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Rob Pike: a little copying is better than a little dependency youtu.be/PAAkCSZUG1c (9'27")

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DRY isn't always the right principle to follow in software development. These folks have put it well (thread, feel free to add).

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GENDERFUNERAL wall-e is an lgbtq+ movie about two genderless robots falling in love

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"It's a combination of my lack of knowledge and my lack of willingness to learn."

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Wer nannte es hohe Verletzungsanfälligkeit und nicht rasch Aua

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"The key to effective silence is to coopt, not alienate, your intelligentsia."

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"Silence is the only really effective PR for a genocide, and the nature of artificial famines, as opposed to mass executions, makes silence particularly effective." twitter.com/roadtoserfdumb…

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brynguist Me, screaming at every language: DOGS 👏 ARE 👏 PEOPLE 👏

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brynguist I thought I had a good one to start, but it's actually a sentence I was mad about because I don't think my translation is wrong 😒 pic.twitter.com/phdzheVNZ9

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Aug 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

patio11 These days if you are wondering "Could I work in journalism/economics/tech/etc?" you can *literally watch people do the work in public for years* to help inform that decision, and you don't have to ask anyone's permission to do that, and nobody will make fun of you for it.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:22 AM, Aug 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

CarterBellaimey This is very good. theatlantic.com/family/archive…

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tesseralis Imagine being Brendan fucking Eich and thinking "you know what's better than one null value? Two null values."

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tesseralis you either die cringing at "how do you do fellow kids" adults or you live long enough to be the "how do you do fellow kids" adult.

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hypnovirus @ctrlshifti i try to avoid "future proofing" my code. instead i start out with a minimum viable product and then pivot when needed. pic.twitter.com/HIdXWQvPfK

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"loud pretzel"
"biblical demolition equipment"
😂 twitter.com/clairewillett/…

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