The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 2nd, 2015

MEHR GESETZE! STRENGERE REGELN! SCHÄRFERE KONTROLLEN! SOFORT! ÜBERALL! IMMER! SONST WERDEN WIR ALLE STERBEN!

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emilytagtow Talking to a professor about their own papers like "well um, in You et al...."

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

hllizi Der Shitstorm ist ein absolut machtvolles Marketinginstrument, von dem Sie koi Ahnung habe.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:33 PM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

jasonbaldridge Next stop for @dhgarrette is a post-doc at U. Washington to work with Luke Zettlemoyer!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

jasonbaldridge Congrats to @dhgarrette for successfully defending his @UTCompSci dissertation on semi supervised learning for tagging and parsing!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

Lotterleben shipyourenemiesglitter and bro tech startups. I see some synergies to be leveraged!

via Echofon (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

Lotterleben Seeking friends; must have at least 3 years of experience of making it rain on them bros.
Bonus points for creative interpretations of “it”.

via Echofon (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

jessicard HOW. HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE startus.cc/job/back-end-s… pic.twitter.com/oKRuX4NsLc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

urbit_ @nodrama_de just another day in our office. pic.twitter.com/pNlxUbQ0xG

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:29 PM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

tweetsauce It took way longer than it should have for me to understand what's going on here: i.imgur.com/pcO771A.gifv

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

analogsenf Innenminister de Maizière: "Wir wissen zu wenig über Flugpassagiere!"

Äh. Was fehlt denn noch? Lieblingstier?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:26 PM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

nsaphra The canonical "elementary feelings" a human has evolved to feel are sad, glad, mad, and dinosaur -- the most bittersweet.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:12 PM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

Habe mir gerade ein PDF heruntergeladen. Steht drin: "Not to be reproduced." Ups.

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ojahnn Zitat:
"Das Auswendig-Lernen von Gedichten finde hingegen kaum mehr statt. Hier werde „ein Stück weit Sprachbarbarei betrieben“." ^^

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

tiger_food Gender time gap: Frauen arbeiten 23 % weniger als Männer. Gender pay gap: Frauen verdienen 22 % weniger als Männer. spiegel.de/karriere/beruf…

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Nachtvogel Herr Innenminister, ein „riesiges“ Sicherheitsproblem ist eins, das pausenlos Schwierigkeiten macht. Nicht gar keine. spiegel.de/politik/deutsc…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via TweetDeck)

hllizi Flugzeugentführung - Türschutz an - Sebstmordpilot? - Türschutz aus - Flugzeugentführung - Türschutz an - ...

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:01 AM, Apr 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)