April 13th, 2015

frachtschaden Ich kannte mal jemanden, der dachte, das Original von „Hurt“ wäre von Johnny und die Cover-Version von Nine Inch Nails.

9:48 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden @texttheater In der Wissenschaft ist es wie bei Twitter: es geht nur um die Anzahl der Sternchen.

10:30 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

KlausW_Pohlmann @frachtschaden Damit Du essen kannst, was Du willst.

9:25 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Warum sind eigentlich alle Lebensmittel krebserregend und krebsvorbeugend?

9:17 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

MedievalReacts When you spot a stunner in the club so you're dropping hints like pic.twitter.com/idNib63t1d

9:14 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish The intense level of concentration required to keep an eye on the person who has opted to queue by your side

9:03 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:05 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ISS_Research We're getting an espresso machine delivered on @SpaceX, and it's called #ISSpresso! pic.twitter.com/ltNAlE2P5J

11:58 PM, Apr 10th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden OB-Kandidatin der #pegida: „Bisher sind wir in Dresden und in Deutschland ganz gut ohne Fremdeinflüsse ausgekommen.“

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6:52 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:10 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "Wir brauchen die Lampe schon morgen!" - "Dann lass uns einfach gestern zum Baumarkt gehen." - "Geht nicht, isn Sonntag."

6:48 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:10 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

mfenner Open Science Projects I would like to do speakerdeck.com/mfenner/open-s…

6:29 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:10 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nichtschubsen Ich beschmutze mein Andenken in weiser Voraussicht schon selbstständig durch meine Lebensführung.

3:47 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twidere for Android #2 (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

LeahMadrige If I got a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on, I'd be asking people why they're giving me dimes.

4:40 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via LeahMadrige (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

tech_faq The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards. - Arthur Koestler

1:06 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Tech Quotes (retweeted on 5:28 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kaischaechtele Die SZ findet für ihren Nachruf einen ganz eigenen Zugang. #grass pic.twitter.com/Hy1qCHtg9L

4:12 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:28 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Ich habs! Wir Forken das Piratenprogramm, nennen uns DIE WIKINGER und das ist unser Parteigruß: img.ffffound.com/static-data/as…

11:42 AM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:20 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Chaosfux Die Leute, die sich immer gegen alle Eventualitäten wappnen, sind dann diejenigen, die von einem Dachs auf einem Rennrad überfahren werden.

11:52 AM, Jul 30th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:18 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

_noujoum Hör auf Dich zu beschweren, sonst mach ich Dich zu Feuilleton.

8:37 AM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twidere for Android (retweeted on 12:12 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

patrickc It's unfortunate and actually a big deal that the world doesn't reward conciseness more. I.e., that books are still book-length.

7:43 AM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:12 PM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Darth_Lehrer "Papst Franziskus ruft offiziell Heiliges Jahr aus" - Ich rufe offiziell "Aha." aus.

7:46 PM, Apr 11th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

oOtrinityOo Ich scroll mal besser rechts ran.

10:04 PM, Apr 12th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

direlog “By and large, women have been bred out of the human race…” Samuel R Delany reviews ‘Star Wars’ — samueldelany.tumblr.com/post/828064524…

8:30 PM, Apr 12th, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:01 AM, Apr 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)