April 5th, 2015

spinfocl Man müsste mal ... in einem Blogpost zu einer vernünftigen Arbeitsdefinition von "Programmierung" kommen.

7:44 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Nehmt euch eine Donnerkuppel, verdammtnochmal.

8:10 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Wer donotlink nutzt landet übrigens im selben Höllenkreis wie Leute die Schrifttext als Grafikdatei in Word-Dokumenten rumschicken.

7:55 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

_Jordan You know the drill pic.twitter.com/kTrmkvlNxH

5:25 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

alletun @plomlompom isst du den gelben Plastikkern mit?

9:54 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:51 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Eltern im übervollen ICE wecken ihr friedlich schlafendes Kind, weil es Kekse essen soll. Ratet, ob es Kekse will & wie laut es das kundtut.

7:10 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AcademicsSay A doctoral student and their advisor walk into a bar. The advisor orders a rough draft and they sit in awkward silence for eight months.

1:12 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Ich habe heute noch gar keinen Subbass sidegechaint.

12:25 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:34 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Ich bin gar nicht Wilhelm Busch.

12:15 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:34 PM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Lesism So, a guy takes a panoramic shot of his living room and the cat photo-bombs it... like a boss! pic.twitter.com/1fSNmS7TAz

11:53 AM, Mar 28th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:24 AM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Brit 1: Excuse me, sorry, can I just...
Brit 2: Yes, of course, sorry
Brit 1: Sorry, thanks
<both Brits somehow know what's happening>

10:53 PM, Apr 4th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:27 AM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

datachick RT @youngvulgarian: Oh I love this.
[from a Louise Bourgeois interview] pic.twitter.com/LjzphDv9Wn < Love it. #ImAPrude

7:23 PM, Apr 4th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:12 AM, Apr 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)