The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 17th, 2015

Willkommen in meinem Disneyland des Schreckens.

via Twitter Web Client

Wozu mehr als einen Satz pro Text? Hypotaxe FTW!

via Twitter Web Client

Medieval_Probs When your life's falling apart but you gotta smile through the pain like pic.twitter.com/LnkuVZ04AN

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:31 PM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn @texttheater @jasonbaldridge I'd go for Mittagspause in the meantime.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hugorifkind I will never tire of this sublime quote from Douglas Adams, about democracy, and why lizards rule the world. pic.twitter.com/TXEElxw7Sd

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:42 PM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@jasonbaldridge I'd go for AWS-Clusterbereitstellungswartezeit.

via Twitter for Android in reply to jasonbaldridge

jasonbaldridge What would be the German word for the period of time between requesting an AWS cluster and when it is actually ready to use? We need this.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl "Pfingstjugendtreffen-Gegner" ist ein signifikanter Aktant für irgendein Verb in meinem Korpus.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden In Holland erkennt man Ausländer daran, dass sie kleiner sind als 2,40 m.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:35 PM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jeremyfreese Cannot make any sense of this graph AND it makes me hungry for bacon. pic.twitter.com/2eX6iWccqa

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 5:35 PM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

tweetsauce An autogram is a sentence that provides an inventory of itself. This one is by Lee Sallows. pic.twitter.com/FBPf8pTtCQ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:35 PM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

RichardDawkins Light, soft, fluffy towels r like champagne: expectation exceeds reality. Prefer lean, mean towels that abrade the skin and really dry you.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

egrefen You know you've been answering too many emails when you catch yourself ending git commit messages with:
"Best Wishes,
Edward"

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Ich liebe diese Sprache. pic.twitter.com/9g0FSoAcgw

via iOS (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Ich sitze gerade auf einem Planeten.

via Twitter for Android

labenzticker Wendemark, die: Veraltet: Münze, die man beim Einkauf an der Kasse nochmal auf ihren Wert hin überprüft, bevor man s… labenz.texttheater.net/Wendemark

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:57 AM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi @texttheater mit der Definition "notwendiges Wesen" in geeigneter Formalisierung eine logische Wahrheit in S5.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi @texttheater Leibniz, Monadologie, Par. 45.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi @texttheater Hihi: "Ainsi Dieu seul (ou l’Être nécessaire) a ce privilège qu’il faut qu’il existe s’il est possible."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SwiftOnSecurity Simplifying the tax code is like simplifying a code base, if it cost the CEO money every time you removed a line.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:16 AM, Apr 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)