The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 8th, 2015

egrefen "The [Apple watch] digital crown is a revolutionary input device". ARE YOU KIDDING ME IT'S A FRIGGIN' SCROLL WHEEL!!!11

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android Tablets)

houellebeck Ich arbeite gerade an etwas, was für den Fachmann total verrückt klingt aber dennoch allein deshalb funktionieren wird, weil ich es will.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android Tablets)

Schplock Gesucht: Folge von "Familie Heinz Becker", in das Fugen-s diskutiert wird. Könnte *Ad(s)vent(s)kranz* dabei sein, aber k.A.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android Tablets)

AlecRad On big text datasets, make sure to de-duplicate! A dataset we're working with was over 75% duplicates at the 50 million (raw) example size.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:44 PM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

WikiResearch eventzoom.net displays historical events on maps zoomable in time and space, using data from @wikidata. pic.twitter.com/8IfPK17s56

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:44 PM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra I really needed to hear this and so do you. "It’s OK for your open source library to be a bit shitty" drmaciver.com/2015/04/its-ok… via @DRMacIver

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:16 PM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

join <(nl -n ln file.txt | sort -k 1,1) <(sort linenumbers.txt) # Show the lines from file.txt with the line numbers in linenumbers.txt.

via Twitter Web Client

schachtigall Immerhin kennt jetzt alle Welt die Kundennummer, die diese Frau bei der Minijob-Zentrale hat... sueddeutsche.de/wirtschaft/ess…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:41 PM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Vögel sind vielseitig einsetzbare Tiere, u. a. Belustigung und Eier.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Apr 8th, 2015 via TweetDeck)

SoVeryBritish Being unable to concentrate as someone gives you directions because you're so focused on looking like you're paying attention

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:12 PM, Apr 8th, 2015 via TweetDeck)

oneofthosefaces if you handed me this and then I discovered it was actually yoghurt, peach and apple they would never find your body pic.twitter.com/cbX0PwncYY

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

elnathan Big mistake to try too hard to please. One day you are the best thing since free WiFi. Suddenly you're a "pendulum of idiocy". No chill here

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:40 AM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

chrisamaphone why doesn't anyone ever explain that natural transformations make a tent shape? pic.twitter.com/NnoA44SOqx

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

korrekturen Lieblingswort des Tages: Überwerfungsbauwerk. Das ist nicht das Gegenstück zu einer Versöhnungskirche, sondern eine Brücke od. Unterführung.

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Um, derp derp derp? twitter.com/rakeshagrawal/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Wenn sonst nichts klappt, kann ich immer noch Entität werden.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:10 AM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AcademicsSay Work-life balance be like pic.twitter.com/BIx06cNJYP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:09 AM, Apr 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)