Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 1st, 2015

What idiot called it food delivery instead of call you an eat?

via Twitter for Android

DIEZEIT Was fang ich bloß mit meiner Zeit an?! (Nr.5)

Mit nur einer Ausgabe baue ich in einer Woche 30 Kg Muskelmasse auf. pic.twitter.com/ZzEagDcIpZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:35 PM, May 1st, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Nachtvogel Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow! Moo! findtheinvisiblecow.com

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:43 PM, May 1st, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Benötigung von Geschwindigkeit: Am Meisten Gewollt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:42 PM, May 1st, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Bäh, das ist ja alles kontingent hier.

via Twitter for Android

WorldAndScience 10 Images That Can't Be Unseen... - bit.ly/1bjKatp pic.twitter.com/hYY7BWCIgO

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:40 AM, May 1st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Mein erster Comic. Ich finde den Spannungsbogen genial. pic.twitter.com/mdQ7SGJGS8

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:39 AM, May 1st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

mrperki @__apf__ "Ugh, who coded this piece of ..."
*checks change history*
"... uh, complex functionality whose bugs are not that bad, really?"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:39 AM, May 1st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Unsere Hotline nimmt Verstellungen und Ausflüchte entgegen.

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