The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 9th, 2015

Wort des Tages: Barmherzchen (Phyllopneuste trochilus???) archive.org/stream/mitthei…

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Herr_Rau Gretchenfrage für Biologielehrer und -lehrerinnen: Sag, wie hältst du's mit der Homöopathie. (Abgründe.)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:57 PM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Kartoffelsupp à la Frachtschaden mit Thymian, Chili und Walnussöl. pic.twitter.com/xSQr5vHaCX

via iOS (retweeted on 8:56 PM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

IgorBrigadir Sucky academic code: Perfectly fine, provided it's reproducible twitter.com/jasonbaldridge… But Beware of Technical Debt: pic.twitter.com/K2pKi3Jori

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:42 PM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

On page 337 of 384 of The Woman Who Died a Lot, by Jasper Fforde: Ned Flanders! ^^ goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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FrueheNeuzeit Neologismus des Tages aus dem Kickerticker: "vernarschen". @texttheater

via Polly (retweeted on 4:06 PM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Kralle2000 "Praxis Dr. Jupp, Ihre Ergebnisse sind da."
"Ok, Montag könnte ich kommen."
"Hahaha."
"Was?"
"Ach, das können Sie ja noch gar nicht wissen."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:34 PM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

stburnster wettentrüsten.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:03 PM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

meltomene @meltomene Tried it. It's not and I might need a new kitchen. On the plus side, maybe I can sell my formula to the road workers downstairs.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:55 PM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

kncukier Brilliant comparison of UK election map and former coalfields by @VaughanRoderick. Surely deserves prize! pic.twitter.com/9onw7N4yMe

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:36 PM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

SoVeryBritish "Yeah, could do" - Translation: That is a terrible plan, please remain quiet while I quickly think of an alternative

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:53 PM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

aschoeke In general, never answer a officer’s question, if you know why they stopped you. If you guess wrong, they have two counts against you.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:31 PM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Tuttlingen, das: Preisbewusste Alternative zum Liften der Gesichtshaut. Hierbei werden die Haare zu einem besonders … labenz.texttheater.net/Tuttlingen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:02 AM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

davehudson1962 The new UK political map you're waking up to this morning bears an uncanny resemblance to Maggie Simpson! pic.twitter.com/VWfu3EeP0n

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:01 AM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

GermanQuatsch grossestly good
übelst gut
bloody good

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:14 AM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

oOtrinityOo Ich muss heute den ganzen Tag auf einen 5-jährigen Chinesen aufpassen. Soll ich mir das iPhone 6 oder das iPhone 6+ basteln lassen?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:08 AM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Aesche Kennt ihr die Gesellschaft zur Stärkung der Verben?
verben.texttheater.net/Startseite

via Twitter for Android Tablets (retweeted on 7:09 AM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig @martinlindner "Ich war nie auf einer Journalismusakademie! Und doch habe ich, allein auf mich gestellt, ganz Eurropa gegoogelt!"

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:08 AM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig @martinlindner "mein Führer ... eine Googlesuche hat nicht stattgefunden ..."

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:08 AM, May 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

On page 298 of 384 of The Woman Who Died a Lot, by Jasper Fforde: Oh come the fuck on, jus... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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