The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 11th, 2015

Götter sagen übrigens nicht "hau rein", sondern "hauch ein".

via Twitter for Android

msquinn Two were when a human was driving, all were the fault of the other (human-driven) vehicle. Robot still > human here. twitter.com/jyarow/status/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:53 PM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Schplock Warum gibt es gefühlte 273920 englische Youtubevideos zu Konkreta vs. Abstrakta? Pädagogischer Sinn? youtube.com/watch?v=HA76Wa…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:15 PM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

boydgraber My @Quora answer of To which university should a linguist go to do a Ph.D in computational linguistics? qr.ae/0Vvuw

via Quora (retweeted on 6:56 PM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Having absolutely no idea what to do with your face while people sing happy birthday to you

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:27 PM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

random_walker Bitcoin faces a crossroads, needs an effective decision-making process freedom-to-tinker.com/blog/randomwal… Joint post with @socrates1024 about blocksize

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:28 PM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

SnoozeInBrief It’s not “I’m the most badass mofo in the hood”, it’s “I’m the worstass mofo in the hood”. Logic, people!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:50 PM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

PyGrunn Next week: PyGrunn week! The final tickets are on sale. Get yours before it's too late (we'll sell out for sure).

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:33 PM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

xaro68 Es gibt Menschen, die haben einfach Stil. pic.twitter.com/NbKbX78m98

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:49 PM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

gchrupala They want to try it on paraphr detection, MT etc, but the decaying history seems very tuned to predicting next word
arxiv.org/abs/1505.01504

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:20 AM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

johnplattml Fixed low-pass filtering of word embeddings seems to do as well as recurrent at language modeling arxiv.org/abs/1505.01504

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:18 AM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

JP_Stich Hunderte Depressive bekommen keine Therapieplätze, aber die AOK gibt jetzt Geld für Zauberzucker aus... twitter.com/reinboth/statu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:17 AM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Benedict_Farse "You wouldn't know my favourite riot it's too obscure." pic.twitter.com/lc1SOE0F8N

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:17 AM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ohneinhalt "Aber Du kennst Dich doch mit PCs aus!"
"Ich bin Informatiker."
"Und?"
"Wenn Dein Radio kaputt ist, holst Du auch keinen Komponisten, oder?"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:26 AM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

meltomene LinkedIn: Do you have any patents?
Me: JESUS CHRIST LEAVE MY PARENTS OUT OF TH… oh. No.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:25 AM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Das größte Ziel in meinem Leben ist, ein Lutschbonbon mal nicht nach zwei Sekunden brachial zu zerkauen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:24 AM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Doing the curvy dandy thing. pic.twitter.com/v5BmMTaTrq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:23 AM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Fragen= ihres letzten Willens diskutiert, darunter auch die Gesellschaft zur Stärkung der Wasserkocher tut ganz unschuldig und funktioniert.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:22 AM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Ich habe soeben alle 686 Mails von meinen Eltern markoviziert.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:22 AM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish "Not bad" - Perfectly adequate
"Not too bad" - Surprisingly good
"Not too bad at all" - Best thing ever

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:19 AM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)