May 15th, 2015

wellendonner It arrived! pic.twitter.com/YWS7XwwXdV

5:05 PM, May 15th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:12 PM, May 15th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

climagic em8ball(){ a=$( printf "%x\n" $(($RANDOM%368+9728)) );printf "\u$a ";random -e 2 && $FUNCNAME||echo; } # emojic8ball how will I die? #xkcd

4:57 PM, May 15th, 2015 via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 5:03 PM, May 15th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

milch_honig .@senior_sim Du, wir können uns gerne mal auf einen Kaffee treffen und dann beantworte ich dir alle Fragen. Hier lese ich alles rhetorisch.

1:44 PM, May 15th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:34 PM, May 15th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

textgruen From clay to claim: From hand prints on rock to handheld touchscreen. A history of human selfies from pre-history to post-privacy. #wasfehlt

2:01 PM, Nov 14th, 2013 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:33 PM, May 15th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki Brückentagssoll erfüllt (erfolgreich 1 beobachtete Bachstelze ergoogelt), alles andere ist Bonustrack.

1:52 PM, May 15th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:16 PM, May 15th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Nach meinem Tod will ich in ein lila Umhängekeyboard eingeschmolzen werden.

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10:26 AM, May 15th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:37 AM, May 15th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Haako_de GNTM: Finale wegen Bonbondrohung unterbrochen (via @NordRedaktion) norddeutsche-nachrichten.de/gntm-finale-we…

10:27 PM, May 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:35 AM, May 15th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ZachWeiner The basic idea of women's clothes: take men's clothing, lower the quality, increase the price, make it uncomfortable and remove all pockets.

10:07 PM, May 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:11 AM, May 15th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)