Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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May 10th, 2015

leehenaghan What a photo. It's like a rubbish Banksy piece come to life. pic.twitter.com/LVumnn7G6E

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:45 PM, May 10th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: Shittagsschlaf

via Twitter for Android

Variations on the "what idiot" joke seem to have some people quite firmly in their grip.

via Twitter for Android

kthorjensen What idiot called it a self-destructive cephalopod and not Suicide Squi... I can't do this anymore. Tell my wife I love her.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:19 PM, May 10th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

omically what idiot called it crossbreeding lemmings and crows instead of murder-suicide thank you i'm here all week

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:18 PM, May 10th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

In order to pass our spam filters, make a selfie juggling with 5 apples. Place an MD5 hash of the picture in the special DNS record LINYB JY

via Twitter Web Client