The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 17th, 2015

j_kloiber What a productive day. pic.twitter.com/rFpvODVBvL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:11 PM, May 17th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Further ingenious trolling of the Chinese government, which wishes to install the next Dalai Lama. ^^ thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/news/world…

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“Quality press is a category of newspapers (…) distinguished by their seriousness.” en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti…

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han_man1927 *stürmt die Charts* *schießt wild um sich*

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:33 PM, May 17th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

SoVeryBritish Having to time your "oh, hello!" reaction to perfection when spotted by the person you're ignoring

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:22 PM, May 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android Tablets)

Nachtvogel Alte Project-Datei für den Umzug 2005 wiedergefunden. Jeder Vorgang hat einen Subtask „amorpher Kleinkram“. Ich mag mich.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:02 PM, May 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android Tablets)

Lotterleben Die Friseurin hat mir nen HJ-Schnitt verpasst und den Scheitel falsch gesetzt und naja, vielleicht erstmal keine Selfies mehr.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:04 PM, May 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

diplix rasend schnelle „instant articles“ hab ich schon seit jahren auf meinem iphone. dank RSS und @reederapp: wirres.net/7662

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:15 AM, May 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ValaAfshar Police dogs in China wait for dinner pic.twitter.com/oCF4dKXTLp

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:11 AM, May 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

On page 85 of 352 of When Nietzsche Wept, by Irvin D. Yalom: "Herr Müller will interpret a... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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