The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 18th, 2015

pixelatedboat 11.45: Arrived at crime scene
11.45: Examined body. Signs of a struggle
11.45: Found murder weapon in drain
11.45: Realised watch was broken

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:49 PM, Jun 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"biased and radical" coming from lobbyists routinely undermining the interests of the public, I can't even euobserver.com/digital/129146

via Twitter for Android

mspro ich finde die fragestellungen rund um racel dolezal hier ganz gut aufgedröselt: zeit.de/kultur/2015-06…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Jun 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Was zwei Akkusativobjekte hat, das kann man auch zweimal ins Passiv setzen: verben.texttheater.net/forum/index.ph…

via Twitter Web Client

frachtschaden Es ist zwar Bio, aber dafür ist es wenigstens teuer und schmeckt scheiße.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Jun 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

SoVeryBritish Being unable to concentrate on conversation while suspecting a beer garden table might imminently become free

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:03 PM, Jun 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

zeitweise Was diesem ICE fehlt, ist eine Bimmelbahn, die halbstündlich zwischen Wagen 1 und Bordrestaurant pendelt.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Jun 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Wisst ihr noch, Blogs?

via Twitter Web Client

fatneckbeardguy your access to your own subconscious gets revoked because you lost your 2-factor authentication device

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:45 AM, Jun 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

DiegoKuonen RT @JustinWolfers: This is the most amazing illustration of Pythagoras' Theorem, ever. pic.twitter.com/5fOeUfepjA

HT @stat110

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:45 AM, Jun 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra Hm yes this is the neural net-painted image I will bring with me to Burning Man this year. twitter.com/mtyka/status/6…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:42 AM, Jun 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Looking under the hood of artificial neural networks by studying their strange dreams. Eerie. /cc @abnormalik googleresearch.blogspot.nl/2015/06/incept…

via Twitter for Android

That moment when you curse yourself for starting the project in a dynamically typed language.

via Twitter for Android

amyquispe Mark Zuckerberg just announced he'll pay for hundreds of undocumented students to go to college fusion.net/story/152186/m… via @ThisIsFusion

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:49 AM, Jun 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

You'd be forgiven for thinking there's a literary genre called Whosnuffit.

via Twitter Web Client

amyquispe The severe reverence for spoilers means that we place a disproportionate amount of weight on the story line and not how the story is told.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:45 AM, Jun 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)