The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 27th, 2015

_youhadonejob And you thought you was having a bad day. pic.twitter.com/GlTO8uqitg

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:59 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Helping someone with the barbecue by standing at their side with your hands on your hips

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Belwe: "Manche Kollegen halten seit 15, 20 Jahren dieselben Seminare." Slide zeigt: Festnetz, Minidisc, MSN, Röhrenmonitor

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

LittleHorney „Yiihaa mein Paket ist da!“

„Und was war drin?“

„Luftpolsterfolie.“

„Orr was hast du bestellt?“

„Ich verstehe die Frage nicht.“

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 4:53 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Andreas Belwe: "Heute 10-Jährige werden bis zum Jahr 2020 20.000 E-Mails versenden." Steile These.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:38 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Immer diese Linken mit ihrer Genderei. pic.twitter.com/R9XgUP1U53

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

NotAllBhas hail satan pic.twitter.com/AogZ15nJNf

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:31 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

"Life is too short for linear narratives."

via Twitter Web Client

frachtschaden Ein richtiges Klavier ist zwar schön, aber ich vermisse die Lasersounds.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:27 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

dave1010 Yay, all unit tests passing! pic.twitter.com/ax2uxPsZqv

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

"Aus Metaphern die Luft rausnehmen, das mag ich." "The Most Powerful Weapon for Changing the World" herr-rau.de/wordpress/2015…

via Twitter for Android

zeitweise Wenn dir das Leben einen Eisberg gibt, mach Salat daraus!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:20 AM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

MaxCRoser These 4 data sets all have the same mean and variance.
bit.ly/1DEHamq

So visualize your Data! pic.twitter.com/88Q1WD97Gp

via Meet Edgar (retweeted on 12:47 AM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

true_mxp @CerstinMahlow @spinfocl @patrick_sahle Mist. Bin wohl der einzige, der in seiner diss *nicht* text definiert hat :-/

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)