The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 13th, 2015

danmericaCNN Woman to her young daughter as Bill Clinton walks by: "That is Hillary's husband."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:51 PM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Exact Science smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

via Twitter Web Client

escortdollymaze "Schau mich an, bin ich physisch vorhanden?" - "Ja?!?- "Und jetzt erkläre mir, wie ich dann meinen 'Körper verkaufen' kann!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:38 PM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SaintRPh Guy lives next to airport. Painted this on roof to confuse passengers as they fly overhead. He lives in Milwaukee. pic.twitter.com/2AwmXG8Vwo

via iOS (retweeted on 5:35 PM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Facebook scheint es darauf anzulegen, Skype den Rang als beschissenster Messenger abzulaufen.

via Twitter Web Client

crackpille In 5 Jahren erfahren wir dann, dass der Bundestag vom BND gehackt wurde. In Amtshilfe für die NSA. Mit Kenntnis des Kanzleramtes.

via Fenix for Android (retweeted on 2:46 PM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

leogfischer Warum man gerade jetzt über Merkels Kinder sprechen muß.
neues-deutschland.de/artikel/974283…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:45 PM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Mitglied "Wortklauber" heißt jetzt "Wortklaux". <3

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

Auch in der Gesellschaft zur Stärkung der Verben tobt die Genderdebatte, diesmal mitausgelöst vom @sprachlog: verben.texttheater.net/forum/index.ph…

via Twitter Web Client

Große Nutellagläser sind pro 100g etwas teurer als kleine. Weil man mit dem Messer leichter mehr rausgekratzt kriegt?

via Twitter Web Client

kathrinpassig These: Schnaps und Heroin vor allem wegen ihrer Haltbarkeit beliebter als Obst und Gemüse. Versagen der Lebensmittelindustrie.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Lotterleben Lotte: "2h Zugfahrt, dafür brauch ich doch kein Proviant! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"
*zug fährt los*
Magen: "OH DOCH."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:51 PM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

srockets Pierre Sermanet: “trend at CVPR 2015 of renaming existing deep learning techniques following minor modifications” plus.google.com/+PierreSermane…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

danieldekok I'm not a fan of their recent work, but actually eating their singer is a bit drastic. pic.twitter.com/f53WRpJDga

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

cspacat Men’s fashion is one of those weird cases where sexism is more powerful than capitalism

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

cspacat Dear fashion industry, please hurry up and realise how much money you would make if guys wore make up

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:59 AM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Chinesische Lexik: Pullover trägt man, indem man sie penetriert, Brillen, indem man sie respektiert.

via Twitter Web Client

gchrupala There is a bit of learning but it's not deep learning. Better headline would be "Thesaurus beats humans on word analogy test" @techreview

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:30 AM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

jasonbaldridge See also Sen & Wasow (2014), a paper that looks at race as a mixture of mutable and immutable characteristics. scholar.harvard.edu/files/msen/fil…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:02 AM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Whatever her motivations were, Rachel Dolezal's passing as black demonstrates the mutability of race. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:01 AM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

RT @Kween_Taylor: @_DaxMaxwell_ if you put on fins and live in the fucking ocean then yeah you can be a dolphin.

via Twitter for Android

TariqDaouda Just finished Mariana's doc. ML Framework on top of Theano bit.ly/1I9FeRl @DeepLearningHub @stanfordnlp @ML_toparticles @startupml

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:59 AM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

astefanowitsch Was sollen diese passiv-aggressiven Non-Mentions? Ich bekomme es am Ende jha doch mit.
twitter.com/PolizeiBerlin_…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:24 AM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

MasteringVim Execute single command in insert mode:

You are in ins. mode typing
Press CTRL-O
Press any Vim command (f.e. 10j)
You're back to ins. mode.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:21 AM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

plomlompom Liebe Presse: Alles, was ich zu PostPrivacy zu sagen habe, steht in meinem Buch von 2011. Ich wiederhole es nur noch gegen Geld. Thema gähn.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 1:21 AM, Jun 13th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)