The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 3rd, 2016

gosseb Alumnus informatiekunde dreigt uitgezet te worden:
secure.avaaz.org/nl/petition/Kl…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

figgled [to a straight couple]
Which one is the lesbian and which one is the other lesbian

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

nsaphra Of the million reasons to hate Uber, you pick surge pricing? The best innovation they bring to market?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

If Web design sins were crimes, @ThoughtCatalog would be genocide.

via Twitter Web Client

_mariechnkaefer @Lotterleben Erstmal prophylaktisch hypothetische Partygäste zusammenscheißen. So ist's richtig 😄

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

germitalglish Ich schlage einen neuen Begriff für "Wutbürger" vor: die Sauercrowd.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

chinaeconreview Why Chinese fans were as confused as everyone else by the new episode of the BBC's Sherlock buff.ly/1ZHqlAP pic.twitter.com/UxreziCKbE

via Buffer (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Zeit für das 15-Uhr-Essigchips-Frühstück.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:43 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

kathrinpassig "... why I won’t hire designers I know who habitually complain about their clients ..." deep.design/design-like-an…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:42 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

PersianRose1 How the internet was created: pic.twitter.com/N1SeTceRsU

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Aber konzis! Konzis! Nicht so ohne Ende, ohne Ende." twitter.com/Phettberg_McGo…

via Twitter for Android

andreysitnik VerbalExpression — regular expressions with normal words
github.com/VerbalExpressi… pic.twitter.com/zUTJr9fJio

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Neujahrsvorsatz: Alles immer unterschiedlich viele Tage lang vor mir herschieben. twitter.com/astefanowitsch…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:55 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

JohnFugelsang Can we please get 1 Muslim to join the right-wing terrorist militia in Oregon so our media can cover it?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:17 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Talking is Weird" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

via Twitter for Android

mcnees No. Preventing hypothetical AI disasters is not more important than addressing poverty. vox.com/2015/8/10/9124… pic.twitter.com/TlfpKdkBQ2

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 1:04 AM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

egrefen David Dalrymple on Differentiable Programming as the next frontier for Machine Learning Research: edge.org/response-detai…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:03 AM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Word of the day: solvedish (E.g. speech recognition is solvedish.)

via Twitter Web Client

Love @HanSoloFA's profile pic overlay.

via Twitter Web Client