The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 13th, 2016

hllizi @texttheater das ist kein Getränk, das ist ein Statement!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:21 PM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Durch eine Bibliothek stolzieren, in der Getränke verboten sind, und zwar mit einem Glas Rotwein in der Hand: check.

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn @texttheater Ah, jetzt hab ich's. Praaters gonna praat fu.ff.cuni.cz/vyuka/transaj/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra It's a tiny CS journal! For if you've had a tiny result worth sharing. You get explanation room in the abstract. twitter.com/tinytocs/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Lotterleben OMG! Miniaturwunderland-Streetview *u* gizmodo.com/google-used-ti… /via @fresskoma

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@gchrupala See The Syntactic Process, p. 215. :) No, I'm not at LOT.

via Twitter for Android in reply to gchrupala

QOTD: "Such languages seem unreasonable, and would certainly engender undesirably cynical attitudes toward life in any child" (Steedman)

via Twitter Web Client

labenzticker Bodenmais, der: Das, was beim Popcornmachen in die hinterste Ritze zwischen den Küchenschränken fällt, wenn man ver… labenz.texttheater.net/Bodenmais

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:35 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

gumarten geen grap: VRT vertaalt titel van Duitse film Er ist wieder da als "Er is wieder daar". Wieder wie en waar is daar? pic.twitter.com/OmNwc66koh

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

gchrupala . @texttheater @zehavoc A less sweeping conclusion: check success rates for the grants, and don't apply if your expected gains are negative.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:23 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Weil alle so begeistert Thomas-„Es-gibt-keine-Schutzlücke“-Fischer feiern, hier einige Fakten: legal-gender-studies.de/sexuelle-ueber…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Twelectra Mein Bewerbungsgespräch bei einer großen Kanzlei: "Wie sieht es denn aus mit Kinderwunsch? Dürfen wir zwar nicht fragen, machen wir aber."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:54 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ChrisBucholz Cop [sweating]: This statement is false.
Me: ...true?
*the lie detector explodes*
Cop: Quickly, before the others find out!
*we run off*

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ChrisBucholz .@twitter how do i turn off that sad trumpet sound when i open my drafts folder?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:11 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

taybenlor Just finished making a short, but very nerdy task for the students. pic.twitter.com/b8dR46axiV

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:09 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mlittmancs A slide from my talk at "The Future of AI": pic.twitter.com/SVY3Dgbvgl

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:08 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GeileHirnbude Spider pork

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:06 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GeileHirnbude Wait, what was I gonna think?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:06 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra My hobby: watching underpaid, overworked engineers sacrificing their 20s to an early stage startup ridicule people who buy lottery tickets.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:06 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SCSatCMU .@LuisvonAhn: Live lectures typically suck, and watching them online makes them even worse bit.ly/1SMFbnQ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)