January 9th, 2016

SoVeryBritish "Did you get my text?"
"No?!" *overdoes it and pulls face as if reacting to the news of a death in the family*

11:08 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:12 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

bitfield Where bad decisions come from:

“1. We must do something.
2. This is something.
3. Therefore we must do this.“

12:09 AM, Jan 6th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:25 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl @texttheater *räusper* 2. dt Lautverschiebung, Abteilung k--> kch, nur in südlichen Gefilden vollzogen. @Erbloggtes Oder, @zoonpolitikon?

7:00 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:01 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

haldaume3 .@samim best result: 1 star recip for "watermelon salsa", incl watermelon, tom, jalep, onion, cilantro. system recs "remove watermelon" :)

4:51 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:38 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

haldaume3 .@samim my fav UG ML proj 8 yrs ago: ingred addition *or* subtraction from recipes. unlike most "recommender" problems, more != better

4:50 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:38 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

myusuf3 And Remember Kids..

Writing code: 1hrs
Fixing bugs: 3hrs

Writing code: 1hrs
Writing tests: 1hrs
Fixing bugs: 10mins

3:45 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SarahCAndersen pic.twitter.com/EfgVGldTlm

4:32 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

engadget You say advertising, I say block that malware engt.co/1PNJZqf pic.twitter.com/f4Erfyxpz9

4:00 PM, Jan 8th, 2016 via AOL Blogsmith (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Immer wenn ich von "CBT" als therapeutischem Ansatz lese, muss ich an einen ganz anderen Ansatz denken.

11:34 AM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Angeber, die ein Statement mit einem ausgesprochenen PUNKT beenden, mögen es nicht, wenn man mitmacht und „Anführungszeichen oben“ ergänzt.

11:28 AM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Goldenbow: Titel des neuesten 007-Streifens, in dem Bond gegen einen durchgeknallten, mit Pfeil und Bogen Mini-Atom… labenz.texttheater.net/Goldenbow

11:00 AM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC Now voting on the "most useful" category #woty15 pic.twitter.com/sesrVkSGBH

11:36 PM, Jan 8th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:56 AM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Mülheim Asozial vertickt handgebrannte Frühstücksbrettchen. That's a first.

9:21 PM, Jan 8th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:52 AM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

pollys_pocket If you, like me, have problems identifying why you feel bad when you do, use this genius tool: philome.la/jace_harr/you-…

7:00 PM, Jan 8th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:48 AM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MannvomBalkon Und so kommen wir nun zur Frage, die wir uns alle schon lange stellen.

GEHT'S NOCH?

6:51 PM, Jan 8th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:46 AM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ron_fournier Brilliantly funny take on the deadly serious Second Amendment debate (h/t @pepinosuave) newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

3:20 PM, Jan 8th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:43 AM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden In Sachen Fotostock-Blasonierung geht kein Weg an mir vorbei.

6:26 PM, Jan 8th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:39 AM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

despair The "Windows" section of every open-source project's "how to compile and install" file: pic.twitter.com/82szh0Tj0q

4:07 AM, Dec 22nd, 2015 via Buffer (retweeted on 2:27 AM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)