The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 17th, 2016

TheFunnyVine WTF IS THIS 😂😂😂 vine.co/v/ihY2B2M9X0Y

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

John4man Someone should start a Tumblr of marketing that uses gears completely locked up in triangles. pic.twitter.com/e9GCREFEOj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:17 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Okay, eine etwas größere Badewanne.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

"Like all great designs, it is a pragmatism so exquisit that it verges on the sacred." smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

via Twitter for Android

"I've got weaw pwobwems!"

via Twitter Web Client

Huwtube There's loving the sound of your own voice, and then there's the inability to tolerate the sound of its absence.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:10 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Shawpsych I know you think you are a special snowflake, but don't make it weird. Follow the basic paper format. pic.twitter.com/fwagybgD2a

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jatosha Mesmerising. This gif shows how particle motion can produce waves, via @ScienceAlert. pic.twitter.com/gkmVLMYnQy

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Marlenehelene79 Ich bitte die Tochter, ihrem Bruder etwas von ihrer Banane anzugeben. Sie gibt ihm die Schale.

So fangen ganz große Politikkarrieren an.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:30 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Fragen zur Migration: Was, wenn alle Grenzen offen wären? nzz.ch/nzzas/nzz-am-s… via @NZZ

via Twitter for Android

A Match Thing "01/15/16 PHD comic: 'Close match'" phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1…

via Twitter for Android

labenzticker Fünfleiten, die (Pl.): Abgeschlossene Zyklen von wieder zum ursprünglichen Stichwort zurückführenden Querverweisen,… labenz.texttheater.net/F%C3%BCnfleiten

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:42 AM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Word of the day: (to) amazingize

via Twitter for Android

Man schätzt seine eigene Euphorie über eine Veranstaltung oft zu hoch ein, weil sie sich mit der Euphorie darüber mischt, dass es vorbei ist

via Twitter for Android

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via Twitter for Android

Calendar app: a pretty basic thing, right? Google: good at UX, right? Google Calendar for Android: HIGHLY KAFKAESQUE.

via Twitter for Android

typical_german Sei ein bisschen mehr wie Tobi! 😌 pic.twitter.com/9ZGSAsEvPq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:04 AM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)