The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 31st, 2016

peterbreuer Nachgelesen, wie die Streifen in die Zahnpasta kommen. Das ist so simpel – warum gibt es keine Kartoffelpüree-Tuben mit Bratensaft-Streifen?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Gegenwesen möchte einen Haufen Einzelbuchstaben im Umschlag verschicken. Der Empfänger des Briefs kann sich ja dann denken, was gemeint ist.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Philosophisches Duett. pic.twitter.com/E4mdLzNEyI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:11 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@frachtschaden Da entfernt man dann ein paar andere Sachen gleich noch mit.

via Twitter for Android in reply to frachtschaden

SoVeryBritish "Excuse me, are you in the queue?" - Translation: Please stand elsewhere, you're causing distress

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

floradiesearly Shut the fuck up with your internalised misogyny, Jill. pic.twitter.com/k96Q1cbWwy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:59 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ChPietsch @texttheater Does this mean I am not allowed to speak my mind?!?!11 ;-)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ChPietsch Only passive-aggressive forms of attack allowed in this thread!

via Twitter for Android in reply to ChPietsch

ChPietsch @texttheater I'm a pacifist, but if you start an editor war, I'll shoot first!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:05 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

m_rinck "Unser besonderer Dank gilt der betrunkenen Frau, die durch ihre spontanen Diskussionsbeiträge dazu beitrug, den Abend unvorherzusehen."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:19 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Sure, I respect your choice to use emacs. If that makes you happy.

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn Great article about farming crickets for food: cracked.com/personal-exper…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:18 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

All my laptops so far have been named after Egyptian deities with four letters: ptah, apis, thot, shai

via Twitter for Android

realdickens ah, modern times!
it used to be 99% psych undergrads and 1% family members and friends.
p.s. only in social p? na. twitter.com/BhamPhD583/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:10 AM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

AcademicsSay Data or it didn't happen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

JohnniDanger Ich möchte dieses Jahr zu mir selbst finden und werde deshalb den Jakobsweg im SUV runterballern.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:07 AM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)