The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 24th, 2016

Maori Wenn Gott nicht gewollt hätte, dass es Atheisten gibt, würde er existieren.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:56 PM, Jan 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

DeanAbbott Generalization are, by nature, only generally true, one exception doesn't falsify them. Never argue with people who don't understand this.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Jan 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@spinfocl Vor allem, wenn sie dann anfingen, sich zu küssen.

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

"Das ist die mit den vielen Ausrufezeichen." - "Ah!"

via Twitter for Android

hllizi @frachtschaden Bitte als Poster.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:50 AM, Jan 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

abnor_malik There are 2 people hiding inside of me! @TheDoubleRClub
Original photo… instagram.com/p/BA6tdstA3Fs/

via Instagram (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Jan 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Chaosfux Ich liege auf dem Sofa und meine Mutter hat eine Decke über mich gelegt so wie man Decken über Sachen legt, die der Besuch nicht sehen soll.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Jan 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Secret Hitler, the bluffing game for people who hate bluffing games arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/01…

via Twitter for Android

nsaphra But travel shutdowns are just about DeBlasio implementing full communism. twitter.com/cherguiambark/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:26 AM, Jan 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

pourmecoffee Imagine making a pure public safety decision based on advice of first responders and these thought leaders chime in pic.twitter.com/r4PeUi3Onn

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:26 AM, Jan 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mathieuvonrohr He's probably right twitter.com/mathieuvonrohr…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:46 AM, Jan 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)