The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 14th, 2016

priya_ebooks good statements for women to practice:
1) that's not funny
2) that's inappropriate
3) ok i don't care though
4) why are you telling me this

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:59 PM, Jan 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Machen Sie bei unserer Oomphrage mit!

via Twitter Web Client

@acn128 Beides. ^^ Ich ringe mit mir, ob mir Handlichkeit (Zug, Bett) oder höherer Komfort (Schreibtisch) wichtiger ist.

via Twitter for Android in reply to acn128

ojahnn @astefanowitsch Da wird @texttheater was gegen haben - dann doch eher "Gemolchener".

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:07 PM, Jan 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

TanteSilke Seems she needed Metatron back ...

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:25 PM, Jan 14th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Habe vor kurzem einen meiner Lieblingsbots, @OMG_wikipedia, ins Deutsche übersetzt: @Wiki_Irrtum twitter.com/Wiki_Irrtum/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Jan 14th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Lotterleben Das Risiko von Notizen auf der Hand: Edding-Koteletten am Morgen. pic.twitter.com/E44kpqMZ15

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:35 AM, Jan 14th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Things I've learned in my Big Data "class" so far: The best papers are the ones with the most ridiculous titles pic.twitter.com/MDoSIO5GNH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:35 AM, Jan 14th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

GonzoHacker Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code is a regular human being just trying to get through the week

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:45 AM, Jan 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SlexAxton An npm module walks into a bar. It brings stool, grunt-stool, brtndr, bevera, phantomjs, 31 copies of rimraf, c bindings to tetris on NES, a

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:43 AM, Jan 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

I'd like to live in a lair at the center of a huge maze where "showing a guest out" takes on a whole new meaning.

via Twitter for Android