The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 22nd, 2016

jasonbaldridge Great slide by @yoavartzi with Ray Mooney as the Godfather of semantic parsing. 😃 pic.twitter.com/ZPJqLgOwPx

via iOS (retweeted on 6:31 PM, Jan 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Buddenbohm Urlaubsvorbereitung 2016: Die Herzdame fährt per Streetview durch Südtirol und macht leise "brummbrumm".

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:12 PM, Jan 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

keesvanvuuren Het wordt niks met deze tweet.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:37 PM, Jan 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Snowden FBI knowingly distributed child porn. "We ran the site, but didn't post, so it's ok." Novel. usatoday.com/story/news/201… pic.twitter.com/frfozX46ak

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:55 PM, Jan 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Ich halte mich lieber an die Moosgruftis. twitter.com/Luststute/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:23 PM, Jan 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

drayenim @NellaDarren @nebengleis @TheGurkenkaiser @hllizi [eigenkompostiergeräusch]

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Jan 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin „Chef, wir haben noch ne Rolltreppe im Lager.“
„U Rathaus Steglitz.“
„Ist aber nur ne halbe.“
„RATHAUS STEGLITZ!“ pic.twitter.com/CWuj8gpX6f

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Jan 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

yaypie If you want to know who the assholes are in a community, suggest the adoption of a code of conduct. It’s like asshole kryptonite.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:23 AM, Jan 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

cogconfluence Ted Cruz's former college roommate opening up pandora's box on Twitter. twitter.com/clmazin/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:21 AM, Jan 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Why do people keep coming to this couple's home looking for lost phones? fusion.net/story/214995/f… via @ThisIsFusion

via Twitter for Android

Das Essen duftet wunderfein / und wird schon bald verschwunden sein

via Twitter for Android