The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 5th, 2016

“…if you will.” – “I will not.” twitter.com/SMBCComics/sta…

via Twitter Web Client

asayeed I've retweeted this before but I want to increase the number of people who pronounce it ho-meow-ner. twitter.com/catesish/statu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:26 PM, Dec 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

queer_de Studie: Genitaloperationen an intergeschlechtlichen Kindern weit verbreitet. queer.de/detail.php?art… pic.twitter.com/z99TwfXQsz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:17 PM, Dec 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MerriamWebster No, "What if everyone committed to looking up 'flummadiddle' twice a day?" is the most desperate-sounding tweet… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Dec 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

McintyreGenEd Watch out U.C. Berkeley, @univgroningen has Nobel laureate parking spaces too! twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Dec 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

dickswiers @texttheater @boebelsha En dan hebben we nog buurtjes als Bronsveen, de Bronx van Pekela zeg maar.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:51 PM, Dec 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

GreekAnalyst 2016 in one picture. pic.twitter.com/yVwNMaK0ap

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:50 PM, Dec 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

hanhaiwen Thread on the missing support from too many hackers when it comes to Chelsea Manning. twitter.com/bangiebangs/st…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:20 PM, Dec 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

BeffernieBlack I love it when twitter is perfect like this. pic.twitter.com/VEDQgZ09rb

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:10 AM, Dec 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)