Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 11th, 2016

durst Selbstbild als Lebensmittelschämiker nachts um halb 3 im Schlafanzug vor dem Kühlschrank.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:00 PM, Dec 11th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Möchtest du eine Popsikel?"

via Twitter for Android

quarkkalibur Hemden, die man nur noch hat, weil sie schon gebügelt sind. Der halbe Schrank ist voll damit.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:07 AM, Dec 11th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

If you get the reference in the SSID, you can guess the password.

via Twitter for Android

Wenn man Abstand will, einfach mal in der Mitte des Raumes stehen.

via Twitter for Android

washingtonpost Breaking: Secret CIA assessment says Russia was trying to help Trump win the White House wapo.st/2hgeWs3

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 4:32 AM, Dec 11th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

M4t1ss The lunch boxes at are awesome! But "to make by hand taste"? gone wrong? 😀 pic.twitter.com/iZjTvw1vxG

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:27 AM, Dec 11th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Started with a great tutorial on Compositional Distributional Models of Meaning by @dimkart and Mehrnoosh Sadrzadeh.

via Twitter Web Client

Seem smart and adorable with a foreign accent: Dilbert Comic for 2016-12-04 by Scott Adams dilbert.com/strip/2016-12-… via @Dilbert_Daily

via Twitter for Android