Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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December 15th, 2016

zehavoc Guys, I'm looking for candidates for two postdoc position starting in March 2017 at the INRIA Paris (Salaries 2350 €/net) 1/2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

dennisformann_d hinweis an alle eltern, die verplanen: der 1. weihnachtstag ist dafür da, im schlafanzug mit dem neuen spielzeug zu spielen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jayspectech The answer to, "What idiot did this!?" is almost always, "A smart, well-intentioned person making tradeoffs you hadn't even considered."

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SPIEGELCaptions Der nächste Schritt Biomechanik des Laufens: Rundum aufgehübscht

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SoVeryBritish Places for the mini jog:
- zebra crossing
- petrol station forecourt
- corridor of held doors
- after tripping over nothing

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

zehavoc Almost forgot to mention that a significant part of the crowd was stuck in a 8m2 Karaokoe room yesterda… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker leipzig (Num.): Universelle Worterweiterung zur Benennung von geschätzten Zahlen- und Jahresangaben. Beispiel: „Ich… labenz.texttheater.net/leipzig

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astefanowitsch Wenn der Surrealismus wiederkehrt, wird er nicht sagen, „Ich bin der Surrealismus.“ Nein, er wird sagen, „Hashtag Fisch.“

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

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Aus der Reihe "Tanzen"

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Most poster presentations are just the extreme version of a talk with crammed slides, making it impossible to take in either.

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Wort des Tages: Synchronblitzanlage

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selenalarson This holiday season, give your loved one the gift of knowledge about privacy and security and how they can protect their data online.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:14 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

My PhD ceremony is "impending". I love this choice of words. pic.twitter.com/lhZGyHK7Zi

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