December 15th, 2016

zehavoc Guys, I'm looking for candidates for two postdoc position starting in March 2017 at the INRIA Paris (Salaries 2350 €/net) #COLING2016 1/2

7:20 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

dennisformann_d hinweis an alle eltern, die #weihnachten verplanen: der 1. weihnachtstag ist dafür da, im schlafanzug mit dem neuen spielzeug zu spielen.

9:40 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jayspectech The answer to, "What idiot did this!?" is almost always, "A smart, well-intentioned person making tradeoffs you hadn't even considered."

3:18 AM, Dec 14th, 2016 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Der nächste Schritt Biomechanik des Laufens: Rundum aufgehübscht

4:51 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Places for the mini jog:
- zebra crossing
- petrol station forecourt
- corridor of held doors
- after tripping over nothing

2:14 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

zehavoc Almost forgot to mention that a significant part of the #COLING2016 crowd was stuck in a 8m2 Karaokoe room yesterda… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

5:48 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker leipzig (Num.): Universelle Worterweiterung zur Benennung von geschätzten Zahlen- und Jahresangaben. Beispiel: „Ich… labenz.texttheater.net/leipzig

11:00 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

erzaehlmirnix pic.twitter.com/2MSfDBDuz0

9:56 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

astefanowitsch Wenn der Surrealismus wiederkehrt, wird er nicht sagen, „Ich bin der Surrealismus.“ Nein, er wird sagen, „Hashtag Fisch.“

10:12 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

IeHikikomori Dieser Tweet wurde gelöscht. #Selbstzensur

10:12 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

selenalarson This holiday season, give your loved one the gift of knowledge about privacy and security and how they can protect their data online.

1:57 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:14 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)