The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 31st, 2016

frachtschaden Kommt ein Schwein in die Metzgerei. Sagt das Schwein: "Na, ihr Würstchen"

(Wir erfinden Witze)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Dec 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Wu_Tang_Finance People: How organic are your apples?
Me: pic.twitter.com/Y4lvXQ4Ycl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Dec 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

sarahkendzior People truly don't seem to grasp this. There are no checks and balances unless enforced. The Constitution is a piec… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Dec 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Zar Nikolaus II. bei Soldatensegnung: Kaum weibliche Gesichter

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:06 AM, Dec 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)