The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 6th, 2016

peterbreuer Als Hirsch würde ich aus Zeitgründen immer Hemden und nie T-Shirts tragen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SoVeryBritish "Dance like nobody is watching"

It still feels just as excruciatingly awkward in private, but thanks for the tip

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Passnummer? Immer 0 eintippen, nie O. Ärger mit Reisepässen: Die Nullen aus dem Innenministerium - SPIEGEL ONLINE spiegel.de/netzwelt/gadge…

via Twitter Web Client

IeHikikomori Manche Belegexemplare sollte man dem Verlag ohne Schutzverpackung zurückschicken dürfen - gegen Erstattung des vorgesehenen Verkaufspreises.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:23 PM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

yoz I liked Westworld, but if I wanted hours of watching tech debt and no automated QA destroy a virtual world, I’d go back to Linden Lab

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Seht genau hin: Diese URL dürft ihr auf keinen Fall eingeben, dieses Suchfeld ist absolut tabu und dieser Download-Button ist ein NO GO!

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 4:42 PM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

astefanowitsch Die FU tritt dem VG-Wort-Rahmenvertrag nicht bei.
Muss ich meine Studis jetzt also noch praxisnäher vor Library Genesis und Sci Hub warnen.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 4:42 PM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

sam_kriss trying to build up a database here, very grateful for any help pic.twitter.com/2AFjoK4CCu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:42 PM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

trouteyes Calling all Lamas
Meet on spooky corner
Repeat
Meet on spooky corner
Over pic.twitter.com/gCFqvGbanW

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:41 PM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

MatthewWRossi The thing is they're not Nazis. They're worse than Nazis. They're people who saw the Nazis, saw everything they did, and said "Yeah. That."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Warning of the day of the day and the day of the day and the day of the day and the day of the day and the day of thetwitter.com/i/web/status/8… https://t.co/EzgupzUCqb

via Twitter for Android

lnwdr Try this when you want a neutral (or other) gender option but a form doesn't provide one. youtu.be/c5Tlw86svIE

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"That would be effort. I don't do effort."

via Twitter for Android

univgron_seasia In Prof. Feringa's defense, the parking ticket might well be nano as well? twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:35 AM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Flieg diese Woche nach Japan einerseits was soll ich da anderseits Uni bezahlt Flug naja

via Twitter for Android

Rich_Harris OSS at its best and worst: 'please let us support you', right next to 'i'm a colossal manbaby who can't read' pic.twitter.com/SQlSNEGDIh

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:10 AM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)