The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 26th, 2016

IeHikikomori Regen, ich mag deine Stimme.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:00 PM, Dec 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

feministabulous You know you live in the patriarchy when writing about fashion disqualifies you from writing about politics but writing about sports doesn't

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Dec 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

What nitwit called it notification sound and not pingtone!

via Twitter for Android

texttheater Wort des Tages: Intensivspaßzwang

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:59 PM, Dec 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Sie haben mich erfolgreich deamüsiert."

via Twitter for Android

husseybyname I was 15 when I first told someone I was gay. It was my sister and her actual response was "at least one of us can marry George Michael".

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:43 PM, Dec 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

lilabards 2016 finale review: disappointing. too much shock value, not enough substance. clown sideplot never went anywhere. sloppy foreshadowing.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:15 AM, Dec 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)