March 5th, 2018

existentialcoms As philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein teaches us, anything that you can say you can also rephrase in a weird ass way.

9:42 PM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:25 PM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

PerlenDL Was meint sie nur mit "vorknöpfen"? #PerlenDL pic.twitter.com/QDRt5UBWRJ

3:19 PM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:15 PM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge I discovered I needed glasses around age eight or so. When I went to see movies before that, the images on the big screen were blurry, and I thought the “Best Picture” award was for the movie that attained the best camera focus.

7:05 AM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat Ulla Kock am Brink hat laut Wikipedia zwei Brüder. Was nicht da steht ist ob sie coole Namen haben wie z.B. Rocko Kock am Brink oder Ringo Kock am Brink.

11:29 AM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:55 PM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

DrWaumiau Meine Kaffeemaschine hat 3 Einstellungen:

1.) mild

2.) medium

3.) WER DEN LÖFFEL AUS DER TASSE ZU ZIEHEN VERMAG, IST DER RECHTMÄßIGE KÖNIG VON ARABICA

7:13 AM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:03 PM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki Das Bildnis des Dorian Gray als 2-in-1-Lösung: Einfach eine Gummimaske von sich selbst als 40-jähriger aufsetzen und darunter diskret verschimmeln. #berlusconi

11:00 AM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:08 AM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

MMugnaia @texttheater If asking is too awkward: “accidentally“ using “du äh, Entschuldigung... Sie“ and hoping to get away with it might do the trick. Intentions and general affection towards the other person are shown, maybe they catch the sentiment 🤷🏻‍♀️

4:19 PM, Mar 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:39 AM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin Huhu, Billag, jetzt wo ihr wieder mehr Zeit habt, wär's unverschämt zu fragen, meinen Namen zu korrigieren? It's Dr. Flash. pic.twitter.com/AO3Wvdpnes

12:16 AM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:29 AM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)