The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 12th, 2018

existentialcoms For most people, they basically spend their money on other people's labor.

For the rich, it's the opposite, they MAKE their money from other people's labor.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Mar 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

rosalarian A PSA on the term “cis”

-it is a Latin word that means the opposite of trans
-it doesn’t mean heterosexual
-it isn’t an acronym so you don’t need to all-caps it
-it isn’t an insult or slur
-sorry not sorry you can’t refer to yourself as “normal” anymore

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Mar 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

PBahners "Entscheidend ist, ob man den Staat an seinen in der deutschen Demokratie ganz erheblichen Fähigkeiten misst, Probleme zu lösen und aus Fehlern zu lernen. Oder ob man es schon als Beweis des Versagens nimmt, dass es diese Probleme und Fehler gibt." sueddeutsche.de/politik/demokr… @SZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:18 PM, Mar 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Other sentences from the paper:
- I am interested in cheese devouring.
- I'm worried about gobbling down cheese.
- My regrets were that cheese was eaten by me.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:04 PM, Mar 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn tag yourself pic.twitter.com/XEo5wFdnZl

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Mar 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Buddenbohm Whatsapp mit Sohn I.

Ich: "Moin."
Sohn I: "Jo."

Wir nennen es digitale Quality Time.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Mar 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

stephenjmolloy Me: What's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Barman: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Barman: £3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:02 AM, Mar 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

73% done with Seveneves, by Neal Stephenson: "Cradle's main defect had been a lack of si... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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