March 28th, 2018

estherschindler In 1999, I asked David Gerrold to write a "future of computing" prediction for the magazine where I was Technology Editor. Here's what he wrote. pic.twitter.com/UAMM0Pm4W6

4:40 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Hootsuite (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

existentialcoms I always enter incognito mode when I look up Gottlob Frege because I don't want Firefox to think I'm into deflationary theories of truth.

9:15 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ErikVoorhees If someone proposes that "blockchain can solve X"... ask them "Which blockchain?" If they are confused by that question, they may not know what they're talking about.

12:14 AM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

quarkkalibur Denkt an die unterschiedlichen Garzeiten! Das Osternilfperd müsste jetzt langsam in den Ofen.

11:10 AM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:58 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

propofolchen Sie müssen nicht beatmen. Sie können nichts "kaputt machen". Aber Sie können Leben retten: Prüfen (Atmung?), Rufen (112!), Drücken (100/Minute).
So einfach ist das. Schon verschaffen Sie dem Patienten eine deutlich höhere Chance zu überleben.

4:59 PM, Mar 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

propofolchen Dabei wäre es so einfach gewesen: bei Atemstillstand, den Patienten auf den Rücken legen. In der Mitte des Brustkorbs feste drücken - ca. 5cm tief, 100 Mal pro Minute (zum Mitsingen: Bee Gees, "Staying alive").
7 Minuten durchhalten, dann übernehmen wir.
#100proReanimation

4:59 PM, Mar 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

malikibheis Tons of fun working with @KennyMathieson at @D10_studios - doing a loverly weird #clown #photoshoot 🤡 pic.twitter.com/XVHtyRYE10

7:27 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:57 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

jamieabrew an endless line of HappyOrNot terminals each asking about your experience at the one before it

6:22 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra @TaxAct Your contact form is broken (error on submit), and unrelatedly violates the ADA by disabling paste in the email confirmation field, so I'm going to submit my issue on twitter. pic.twitter.com/cyeV8nKRyu

5:40 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Entschuldigung, darf ich Ihren Vorgarten Voronoi-tesselieren?

2:53 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:05 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

misslolahunt PLS PASS ONTO US WORKERS: Introducing Switter, a Twitter like platform for Sex Workers. We’ve decided rather than waiting around to see if our accounts will be banned we’d just set up a censorship free version just for us. Continued... switter.at/about

7:48 AM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)