The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 17th, 2018

Beim Rewe steht der Zitronensaft bei den Fruchtsäften 😂😂😂

via Twitter for Android

@Belastingdienst Goedendag, ik ben in 2017 uit Nederland naar Duitsland geëmigreerd. Hoe moet ik op het M-formulier 2017 vraag 62a invullen? W of P aankruisen?

via Twitter Web Client

SophiePassmann Wenn die neue Möbelpolitur richtig geil ballert pic.twitter.com/wWmjqogDN6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:21 PM, Mar 17th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Ich beim Niesen:
😟…😧…😫…😟…😧…😫…🤔…😟…😧…😫…📢HHHHHRRRRTCHHHAAAA📢…🤧…😏

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:12 PM, Mar 17th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

urbanthoughts11 Excuse me, while I claim my street space
(clever camouflage, now no one thinks it's a waste of space)

via @mrdoob
pic.twitter.com/0ho2m7hrIT

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:55 PM, Mar 17th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

iatitov Thank you so much to everyone who donated to help my nephew, a 9-y old boy fighting brain cancer. So far we raised about 50k USD which is about 1/3 of what is needed. Now you can also use paypal: paypal.me/ElenaTitova72 . Repost really helps. More: facebook.com/groups/Artemka… pic.twitter.com/V34ENWk5rx

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Mar 17th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

mathieuvonrohr Autocratic.
Trump has FBI deputy director McCabe fired at 10pm on a Friday night, 24 hours before he could have retired with full pension, apparently because Trump perceives him as a political opponent who participated in the Russia investigation. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:04 AM, Mar 17th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)