The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 14th, 2018

hllizi These "let's pretend Trump is a rational and honest human being"-jokes are a bit worn by now. twitter.com/lindeeloo_who/…

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 3:03 PM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

R3nDom Seit Jahren (!) wundere ich mich, warum mein tolles Mikro in unzähligen Podcasts und Voiceover-Kommentaren nicht so doll klingt, wie mir Profis und Reviews versichert haben. ES STELLT SICH HERAUS: Dom hat einen Teil der Transportverpackung als Popschutz fehlgedeutet.
Es schmerzt. pic.twitter.com/tT9tBQl2s2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:02 PM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

hardmaru This is cool! The learned information is stored only using the variances of the network weights, which are random values with zero mean. twitter.com/sashavnovikov/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:44 PM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

PerryFellow Not sure what Hawking is trying to prove by being born on Galileo's death day and dying on Einstein's birthday

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline In Deutschland wird über Armut und Hartz IV oft nur in einer seltsamen Charles-Dickens-Version geredet, schreibt Mely Kiyak. zeit.de/kultur/2018-03…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Frollein_van_B Im Bürokühlschrank arbeitet schon wieder jemand an einer neuen Biowaffe.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:09 AM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

kyle_jamo15 The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:08 AM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

jensenharris As a result, you get exactly one chance in Slack to pick a message out of the abyss. The first time you see it, you can click the ⭐️ and it goes into a follow-up list. But then Ned posts a funny joke and you click on it and... bam, there went your chance. Forever.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

jensenharris Pilers would seem to be at home in Slack, except that there's no way to affirmatively say "yes, I need to follow up on this" or "no I don't." There's no unread count telling you how close you are to inbox zero. Just the constant river of information flowing by.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:05 AM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

jensenharris For filers, Slack is a living nightmare. They don't get to organize their kitchen; instead the community of sometimes hundreds of neighbors organize it haphazardly together, often without rhyme or reason. And once a potholder is in a certain cabinet, it can never be relocated.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:05 AM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

remcoknooi
New paper out today by me + @oaostrik + Gerbrich de Jong
" strong and weak in the face of influence"
For if you've always wondered what the past tense of 'smerve' was.
rdcu.be/IZRm

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:46 AM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)