The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 16th, 2018

gchrupala I like this metric: impact per unit currency of finding. It means some of us have infinite impact. twitter.com/brembs/status/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Jul 16th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson Wollte einen “Egal wie alt du bist”-Tweet absetzen, dann habe ich bemerkt, dass das Alter der Leser*innen für die Relatability des Tweets durchaus eine Rolle spielt. Also habe ich’s gelassen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:43 PM, Jul 16th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

GretchenAMcC | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
Asking which language
is the hardest is like
asking which place is
the farthest.
It depends on
where you start.
|___________|
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(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Jul 16th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

bitshiftmask Deciding on a chat program to use with one or multiple parties is now like negotiating TLS cipher suites.

ME: I offer WhatsApp, Telegram, Hangouts, IRC, Slack, Wechat, or SMS in that order of preference.
Other: I only support Wire, Threema, Discord, gitter, and Pigeons.
Me: RST.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Jul 16th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

oaostrik What if, instead of certain people faffing about with their infernal weed whackers (😡😡😡), every neighborhood just kept a bunch of goats?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Jul 16th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

mmbollmann I can understand driving on the left side of the road, or standing on the left side on an escalator, but... knobs on bathroom stalls, on the right side of the door, that make a bolt come out to the right, having to be turned LEFT to do this...

What is wrong with you, Australia?!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:43 AM, Jul 16th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

adellestripe Mbappé high-fives Pussy Riot. World Cup highlight. pic.twitter.com/CKnsRngZXg

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 6:58 AM, Jul 16th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

satoshikawasaki たいていの動物の足で足首を膝と誤解されることはよくあるけど、
人間の足を他の動物の足の骨ベースにしてみたら、どうなるか描いてみました。 pic.twitter.com/LLZ7bhaHo4

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:31 AM, Jul 16th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)