Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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July 4th, 2018

ojahnn NACHSATZ

ahabs wal schmatzt
ahab: satt, wal?

ahab hat hass
ahab macht krach

ahabs gang hat schlag
ahab: mann mann mann

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn das wars

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

buzzaldrinsblog es ist schon echt VOLL nachvollziehbar, dass einem hier als erstes Scarlett Johansson einfällt, um diese Rolle zu besetzen 🙃 pic.twitter.com/6PKptu3XsL

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Gibt's eigentlich schon introvertierte-wg-gesucht.de und wenn nein, was soll das?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig @ojahnn esthers ende

esthers vers fetzt
esther: mehr vers mehr
esthers vers endet
esther: weh!

esther geht weg
esther geht her
esther denkt
esther: vers vers
esther entbehrt

esther bemerkt ersten ekel
esther: weg vers weg
esthers vers verheert esther
verzehrt esther
esthers ende

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:04 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn ahabs wal salzt nach

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:22 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn ahab plantscht
wal: naaa :)
ahab hat arg angst

wal: mjam mjam :) :)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:59 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

esthers ren

esthers ren pennt
esther: renn ren renn
esthers ren rennt weg
esther: hehe

esther klettert
esther redet
esther denkt
esther: ren ren
esther sehnt

esthers ren versteht
esther: her ren her
esthers ren rennt her
esthers ren flennt
esther: herrje

via Twitter Web Client

ojahnn ahabs wal mag ahab
ahab: ach was

ahabs wal hat ahab fast
wal: haps haps

ahab rast

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn ahabs wal schnappt
ahabs wal hapst
ahab: lass das
ahabs wal hat ahab

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn ahabs wal isst fuß
ahab: aaaarrrrghhh

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn ahabs wal

ahabs wal kaut
ahab: fort wal fort
ahabs wal schwimmt fort
ahab: aha

ahab holt koks
ahab holt obst
ahab horcht
ahab: wal wal
ahab hofft

ahabs wal klopft
ahab: komm wal komm
ahabs wal kommt
ahabs wal kotzt
ahab: ogottogott

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline "Zu viel Zurückhaltung ist ein Fehler" – der Künstler Wolfgang Tillmans möchte, dass sich die liberalen Kräfte in Europa endlich dezidiert hinter die stellen. Gemeinsam mit Rem Koolhaas und Stephan Petermann startete er eine Pro-EU-Kampagne. zeit.to/2MMqthd

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 5:23 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

squidlarkin this quote makes the rounds every once in a while but it really is such an important thing to understand about poverty. if you've never been poor, you need to understand that EVERYTHING works like this. a slow trickle of money will never get you out of that hole. pic.twitter.com/7UDwCusiqt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:23 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn @evanmiltenburg Have you considered changing your profession so you don't have to correct the dictation error??

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:51 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Foone It's tempting to think of your eyes and visual system as a camera just dumping a video feed into your conscious brain but that's so very, very not the case. What you think you see and what your eyes can actually see are two exceptionally different things.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:23 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Foone that's because your freaking visual system just lied to you about HOW LONG TIME IS in order to cover up the physical limitations of those chemical camera orbs you have on the front of your face.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Foone you can see this effect happen if you watch an analog clock with a second hand.
Look away (with just your eyes, not your head), then look back to the second hand.
It'll seem like it takes longer than a second to move, then resumes moving as normal.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

mlle_krawall „Es waren schließlich nicht Pegida und die AfD selbst, die die ethischen Maßstäbe an die Politik in den letzten drei Jahren dramatisch nach rechts verschoben haben. Es waren ihre Nachahmer im demokratischen Spektrum.“ zeit.de/politik/deutsc…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ATBrokenNews China pumpt Milliarden in Scharfe Kritik

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 11:22 AM, Jul 4th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)