Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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July 11th, 2018

macdugong Trying to work out what kind of bird I could hear, then realised it wad my neighbour's baby, crying, and being answered by a crow.

Took about ten minutes, but the crow calmed it and now both crow and baby are cawing to each other.

I'm not saying this is how you get witches but-

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Jul 11th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Moustapha_6C If you are a Machine Learning/AI researcher based in the U.S and looking for a more politically stable country, I am recruiting scientists and engineers for our recently announced @GoogleAI center in Ghana. Join us, It's Ghana be amazing!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Jul 11th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Wie ich eine Jacke von vorne sehe vs. wie ich mir diese Jacke von hinten vorstelle. pic.twitter.com/6K0v4PdL9Y

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Jul 11th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn Oder auf Amtsdeutsch: beniederschlagt

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

ojahnn @texttheater niederbeschlagen mMn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:23 PM, Jul 11th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Wenn du jetzt rausgehst, wirst du niedergeschlagen." twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Twitter for Android

"If you go out now, you're gonna be precipitated on."

via Twitter for Android

labenzticker erwitzen (V.): Vor Hitze sterben. labenz.texttheater.net/erwitzen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:02 AM, Jul 11th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

stipulative The Tolerance Principle is so fyugging cool twitter.com/LingBuzz/statu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:24 AM, Jul 11th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

EllieMackin I'm being highlighted in the uni newsletter for winning a teaching award. They've asked for a quote. I wonder if they'd run "If the university really valued teaching they'd employ staff members on permanent contacts. As it is, I'll be at a different university next year."
Or no?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:24 AM, Jul 11th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

MschFr Auch als Hinweis an die Autofahrer hier: Radfahrer dürfen und sollten mittig fahren! twitter.com/krefeldrad/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:43 AM, Jul 11th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)